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"Ever Had A Near-Death Experience?"

Well have you? They are pretty frightning after it's actually happened.

I nearly died the other day in the safety of my own home. I was bouncing around on a bed which had been set up on my living room floor like an idiot. Then my head hit something which was dangling and I realised my head had nearly hit a fan on the roof rotating at a VERY high speed.

I also nearly died in many others ways but I forgot how.

Keep safe & don't die kids.

This is heaven for the Irony Gods...which is why I'm not gonna answer. {:)

I once was at a water park and me and some mates were *stupidly* pi*sing about. When we went down one of the water slides I flipped over and went down on my neck. Luckily, I only put a few bones out of place and I'm fine now - no permanent damage. I was bloody scared while it was happening though.

:) I didn't pay attention to the first part of the film. I was thinking 'wow I could have just been on my way to hospital'. I think the film was swordfish, that film rules :)

**Kerrang!** wrote:
> The only near death experience I have had was when I was walking to
> the cinema.


How was the film? :-D

There is something wrong with cars.They always seem to head for me.Not that I jump out into the road.So do not jump to conclusions!

The only near death experience I have had was when I was walking to the cinema. It was stupid really, I looked left and right and there was a car coming but I thought I could make it across before if went past. So I stupidly decided to run across.
Before I was half way across the road the car was closer than I thought it would be. My hand went on the cars bonet and lifted myself into the air and jumped further than I have ever jumped before! The driver was very angry which is understandable. I felt like a right prat aferwards, I could have been seriuosly injured due to my dumb thinking.

When I was about eight years old, there was thunder and lightening and I couldn't sleep. I was messing around in the bedroom with stuff and suddenly a tree fell through the window. Galss and stuff went everywhere and I was cornered by wood and shards of clear, sharp stuff. I cried and cried for ages. Well, I was only eight.

Sir Winsalot wrote:
> Yeah! Once I was run over by a car! I was in hospital for a year! Also
> I once on a underground train I had my foot in the door and it moved!
> A tree hit it!I saw my life flashing through my eyes! Rough life!

That's great, but I can top it. I survived a 150-foot free fall onto a pile of horse manure, got my face disfigured by burns from a nuclear explosion and sat through Gone With The Wind *5* times! Yes, *really*, honest...

Sibs wrote:
> Forget near death experiences, I died many times... I have past lives
> you see...
>
> I have to go now, the hospital wants me back by 5...

LoL! I nearly died in Weymouth three years ago, when I was climbing down a large mountain, and began to walk down it, to show my hardness, I slipped, and would've gone careering about 30-40 feet to the stones/cobble/water below, but I managed to get down on my feet and crawl the rest of the way down. Needless to say, it scared the living pap out of me.

My life flashed before my eyes.


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