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I was angry.
But I'm a bigger man than that and found that raising my fist to the air and shouting "Waaaaaaaaankers" calmed me down. (I had my hand on the phone in my pocket ready to call someone if they turned around).
Cool...no anxiousness about if they come back or not...no paranoia, just a mindless act of random violence. I play games like that all the time...on my Playstation. Certainly not at 10:15 at night in a poofy white 4x4 with a big gay purple wheel on the back! Ha ha, I may have egg on my sleeve, but at least I don't have a gay car! Take that Mr Essex-boy!
So I thought that was it - my night of dodgy Essex-ness was over. Wrong! For round the corner were a bunch of 15 year old girls having a big spat about something *Essex-girl voice* "You know what I'm like when I've been drinking*. No, enlighten me, do you confuse Pidgeetoo with Pokewotsit? Didn't get involved though, just let them all walk into the middle of the road, secretly hoping they'd get crushed by Big Foot (the monster truck, not the man-beast).
Excellent, only five minutes into my journey and I've already witnessed 2 acts of oafness! And the third? A fight outside the pub of course! Obviously it's the pre-pubescant "Lads" that couldn't get in, so they took to buying from the off-license and drinking on the steps to the pub.
So that concludes my tale. I hate Harlow and can't wait to get back to Cambridge and get my head into my books and my studio. Sorry about the bad language, but I thought it was neccesary to convey the emotions that I'm feeling right now about living in a town where everyone is the village idiot.
I bid you good day, Sir!
Here's hoping that the bloke learned a lesson eh?
Anyway, a minor incident involving one of my family members happened last weekend. My Pops was sitting in the car down the Lakeside lay-by, waiting for my other half to finish work.
Out of the corner of my eye, we see a young lady about 18 years old being physically beaten by her boyfriend. Now since it was in a lay-by, it was pretty much out of view for most walking, in anycase, my Pops undoes his seat-belt, gets out of the car and walks over to this bloke who was beating his girlfriend and told him the era of his ways.
Anyhoo, this bloke's turned to my Pops and said "Do you want..." and before he could finish his sentence, me Pops punched him out, knocking him to the ground, before walking away and getting back in car.
This bloke's girlfriend, picked him up and went back to there car.
Fighting isn't big or clever. But hitting women is bang out of order, it annoys me that most people nowadays turn a blind eye to something like that, pretend it isn't happening to them and going about there business.
But really campy looking.
> I wonder who will play you in the story of his life...
Pob?
> Interesting fact:
> the guy who bought it in Barrymore's pool lived in the same street as
> my then girlfriend. I saw his front door and everything!
I wonder who will play you in the story of his life...
you werent expecting that were you..
sorry.
"what you lookin at"
All you say is something like
"cheese salad"
This will confuse them for ages and make there tiny brains go PUFF.
c.b
> Harlow eh? I live in Hertford, and you're right it is full of brain
> dead idiots.
Yeah Harlow Bites. Hertford Rocks, especially Elburt Werlins on a friday, A bit of old skool hip-hop action. Nice. :)