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So, finally, I'm back from Portugal. 2 weeks away from SR. The horrors. :D Anyway, I've decided to put together a little diary, that hopefully you will enjoy.
Day 1: Arrived at Faro airport, where it was rather hot. Actually found my hotel really good, as the rooms were so big. Always remember to book Room 120 at the Balaia Plaza, Albufiera if you want a good room. ;-)
Day 2: Went to the beach most of the day and got sun burned. Not a very exciting day.
Day 3: Played football, went swimming, played tennis in the day, and at night I went out to a club and got drunk. Got into a fight with some Portugese guy. I got out with a black eye, and he got himself face first on the concrete. :-)
Day 4: Went out to eat at a Dutch resteraunt. A group of Dutch people were eating there, all of them were very strange. The men were blone, high voiced fools that shouted at one another despite sitting next to each other. The women were very fat, and had low voices. Some were dropping glasses and things, and one had a cat with no tail. The language was strange also. I've made a mental note never to travel to The Netherlands on holiday.
Day 5: Went to the town of Vilamoura, where there are lots of golf courses, and a huge port. Lobbed an ice cream on to some rich German ponce's yacht. Not a very exciting day though.
Day 6: Boring as hell. The most exciting thing I did all day was a crap! :D
Day 7: Travelled to the 'old town', Albufiera. It was actually not bad, and I got myself a Portugal football strip, and a big spiky necklace.
Day 8: Was at the swimming pool all day, watching some fat bloater walking around with England boxers on.
Day 9: Went out to a club again at night, and got drunk yet again. No fights though. I was annoyed.
Day 10: Was hung over, and very sick.
Day 11: Was back at the beach, where there were some nice topless ladies. ;-) Swam in the sea a lot, despite it being freezing cold. Got a nice tan that day anyway.
Day 12: Watched Sumo Wrestling on Eurosport and other crap on TV, as I was sick again. Too much sea water got into my head somehow, and made me feel very dizzy. Eurosport, CNN and BBC World were the only English channels we had. There was a German channel though that was funny to watch.
Day 13: Went to the pool, the beach and the club one last time, before going to bed quite early. Needed to be up for the flight. Took it easy on the drinking.
Day 14: Got on the plane back to Glasgow, after my holiday in Albufiera, Portgual. Can't say I didn't enjoy myself, but it was a bit boring at some points. Worth a visit for anyone looking for somewhere to go.
Well, hope you enjoyed it. ;-)
AJ.
Day 1: Arrived at Faro airport, where it was rather hot. Actually found my hotel really good, as the rooms were so big. Always remember to book Room 120 at the Balaia Plaza, Albufiera if you want a good room. ;-)
Day 2: Went to the beach most of the day and got sun burned. Not a very exciting day.
Day 3: Played football, went swimming, played tennis in the day, and at night I went out to a club and got drunk. Got into a fight with some Portugese guy. I got out with a black eye, and he got himself face first on the concrete. :-)
Day 4: Went out to eat at a Dutch resteraunt. A group of Dutch people were eating there, all of them were very strange. The men were blone, high voiced fools that shouted at one another despite sitting next to each other. The women were very fat, and had low voices. Some were dropping glasses and things, and one had a cat with no tail. The language was strange also. I've made a mental note never to travel to The Netherlands on holiday.
Day 5: Went to the town of Vilamoura, where there are lots of golf courses, and a huge port. Lobbed an ice cream on to some rich German ponce's yacht. Not a very exciting day though.
Day 6: Boring as hell. The most exciting thing I did all day was a crap! :D
Day 7: Travelled to the 'old town', Albufiera. It was actually not bad, and I got myself a Portugal football strip, and a big spiky necklace.
Day 8: Was at the swimming pool all day, watching some fat bloater walking around with England boxers on.
Day 9: Went out to a club again at night, and got drunk yet again. No fights though. I was annoyed.
Day 10: Was hung over, and very sick.
Day 11: Was back at the beach, where there were some nice topless ladies. ;-) Swam in the sea a lot, despite it being freezing cold. Got a nice tan that day anyway.
Day 12: Watched Sumo Wrestling on Eurosport and other crap on TV, as I was sick again. Too much sea water got into my head somehow, and made me feel very dizzy. Eurosport, CNN and BBC World were the only English channels we had. There was a German channel though that was funny to watch.
Day 13: Went to the pool, the beach and the club one last time, before going to bed quite early. Needed to be up for the flight. Took it easy on the drinking.
Day 14: Got on the plane back to Glasgow, after my holiday in Albufiera, Portgual. Can't say I didn't enjoy myself, but it was a bit boring at some points. Worth a visit for anyone looking for somewhere to go.
Well, hope you enjoyed it. ;-)
AJ.
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Well, from your account I have made out, like Mystique said, that you are one hell of a thug.
You should go to the World Cup in Germany in a few years my friend, you could have soem fun there :-)
Also, you have informed me that Portugal is poop so now I don't ever want to go. That's not a bad thing, as now I know 'not' to go. If you get me...
Most holidays turn out boring unless there's some fit chick you get with. That's a fact. Being a bum by a pool or on a stupid beach just doesn't do it for me.
You should go to the World Cup in Germany in a few years my friend, you could have soem fun there :-)
Also, you have informed me that Portugal is poop so now I don't ever want to go. That's not a bad thing, as now I know 'not' to go. If you get me...
Most holidays turn out boring unless there's some fit chick you get with. That's a fact. Being a bum by a pool or on a stupid beach just doesn't do it for me.
No Semajal, that was to get rid of your scabies.
heh
i went to portugal and arrived @ Faro airport. We went last year and had to go over disinfected mats (foot and mouth, remember).
:-)
i went to portugal and arrived @ Faro airport. We went last year and had to go over disinfected mats (foot and mouth, remember).
:-)
Ant wrote:
> How old are you, AJ? I seem to be rather misconcepted...
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16. (Not too young for drinking there)
:-)
> How old are you, AJ? I seem to be rather misconcepted...
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16. (Not too young for drinking there)
:-)
cookie monster wrote:
> Were you there on your own?
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Nope, sadly.
> Were you there on your own?
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Nope, sadly.
How old are you, AJ? I seem to be rather misconcepted...
Were you there on your own?
I agree!
Sounds like ya had a great time.
Sounds like ya had a great time.
Of course.
You have to be a thug when travelling abroad.
So those foreigners get a good impression of your country.
Or something like that...
You have to be a thug when travelling abroad.
So those foreigners get a good impression of your country.
Or something like that...
"Got into a fight with some Portugese guy. I got out with a black eye, and he got himself face first on the concrete. :-)"
"Lobbed an ice cream on to some rich German ponce's yacht. Not a very exciting day though.
" No fights though. I was annoyed."
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Thug.
"Lobbed an ice cream on to some rich German ponce's yacht. Not a very exciting day though.
" No fights though. I was annoyed."
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Thug.
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