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They are cheap to maintain
And easy to obtain
No matter how long I jiggle them
I never get bored
They come in many shapes in sizes
Some small
Some mahoosive
I dont like the ones that look like
Sports socks with snooker balls in
That's for old women
And I dont like that
Big boobs and little waists rule
Little boobs and big waists suck
My mate Neil has that problem
And I wouldn't want to touch his
Women dont appreciate them at all
"They get in the way" they complain
I would never complain
Just stay indoors and look at them
Maybe I'd see if I could lick them
What?
You would too
Why can't I have boobs just for a day?
Life's not fair like that
I'll have to make do with playing with
2 seperate sets
This weekend
Again
Hell yeah!
*wipes tear from cheek*
With everything written in this thread.
Excellent :-)