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"Best Poem Ever"

I like boobs.
They are cheap to maintain
And easy to obtain
No matter how long I jiggle them
I never get bored
They come in many shapes in sizes
Some small
Some mahoosive
I dont like the ones that look like
Sports socks with snooker balls in
That's for old women
And I dont like that
Big boobs and little waists rule
Little boobs and big waists suck
My mate Neil has that problem
And I wouldn't want to touch his
Women dont appreciate them at all
"They get in the way" they complain
I would never complain
Just stay indoors and look at them
Maybe I'd see if I could lick them
What?
You would too
Why can't I have boobs just for a day?
Life's not fair like that
I'll have to make do with playing with
2 seperate sets
This weekend
Again

*feels the love in this forum*

Its incredible... we would all want to kill each other in real life I bet.. and yet we send each other 'presents' across the forums.

*sticks it in RBS's window*

Goatboy, still prefer the Train Sim review... you made me cry of laughter.

Heh, no Grix won GAD, chose Train Sim, and, with the help of Snuggers, sent it to Goaty :-D

And the funniest bit was? Goaty had been giving him stick for choosing. Oh how we all laughed :-D

I forgot about that game review!

I still think my pinnacle of reviewing excellence is my review for Jaws.
Bloody genius.

er-no wrote:
> There has been funnier stuff... like your Train Simulator review....


*reads Train Simulator review again*

HA, I forgot about that review, I read it once before. Nice one :-)

I remember when Goatboy kept going on about Train Simulator and someone made that site up with banners for the game. That was funny.

I think I got Goaty to buy it too...or well at least I dared him too.

*smiles*

Enjoyed reading that.

There has been funnier stuff... like your Train Simulator review....

*Utterly disgusting*

If I had my way, you'd be banned on the spot!

When you said you should have won GAD for your poem, I was sceptical, but reading that...you're right.

When you said you should have won GAD for your poem, I was sceptical, but reading that...you're right.

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