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"It's tough being me"

This Sunday I am going on a date with a fit, large breasted bisexual, and she used to run her own record label.

I.
Rule.

fido dido wrote:
> *laughing*
> Tha's pretty good.
> Being an Essex myself I take no offence

Tis the legend true then?

*laughing*
Tha's pretty good.
Being an Essex myself I take no offence

Why can't Essex girls waterski?

Because as soon as they get a wet crotch, they lay down.

Goatboy wrote:
> This one time, at band camp...
>
> My singer can make his member fart.
> Really

That is trully, TRULLY. Disgusting.

fido dido wrote:
> Somebody make me giggle as this day is lasting forever...
> aarggggghhhhhh!!!!!

Whats the difference between a blonde and ironing board.

Ironing boards legs are hard to open.

(intended as a joke to make fido dido giggle)

:):):):):):):) :D:D

This one time, at band camp...

My singer can make his member fart.
Really

Somebody make me giggle as this day is lasting forever...
aarggggghhhhhh!!!!!

Grix Thraves wrote:
> What does it matter what people think of you anyway? Hell, if you're
> happy being a 'slapper' or whatever the hell, why not just be it? If
> people don't like who you are, then shame on them, not you.
>
> -end session-

That was a quick session Grix. Full price then?

fido dido wrote:
> Size 12?!?!?!?!?!
> Is it true what they say?
>
******
Heh heh heh

Lame jokes are only a small part of the complex mystery that is Goatboy.