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"It's tough being me"

This Sunday I am going on a date with a fit, large breasted bisexual, and she used to run her own record label.

I.
Rule.

Goaty, again you must follow in my foosteps:

1) Go to www.mingers.com
2) Buy the T-Shirt that says "I DON'T DO MINGERS"
3) Wear it out shopping/pubbing/in public

Heh, one word posts now.
Fantastic, we're already at the arguing stage without the rest of it.

All I'm saying is don't presume that someone would be interested in yourself before you start to put the other person down.
Or be prepared.

But I am picky, and have high standards:

No mingers. No stupid women. No mental women. No po-faced women with no sense of humour. No fat birds.
You have to be intelligent, quick witted and fit.

But I'm sure you have a really nice personality.
*ouch*
Sorry, couldn't resist
It was a joke, put the knife down.

Possibly.

So do you have a sensitive side?

Yep.

Oh really.

Of course, you're assuming you would meet my standards.

Which says more for your arrogance than mine.
I'm picky.

*sniffs*

I out of control............ I wish

Control yourself woman.

There will be time. Plenty of Goat-Love for everyone.
Just be patient.

Sad to say, but yes!