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"my internet reign is over."

Its over, the next time my msn shows as offline I will officially have no internet connection. The lease line which I have been using from my dads office was meant to end today and probably will do. This means after over 365 days of being permenately connected I will have to say goodbye.

Ahhh crap. I could go back to 56K dial-up, but after being on a 256k/sec line I really wouldn't be able to take it. Tonight I will have to persuade my dad to get DSL or ADSL. I don't mind either, but I need one soon or I just won't be able to live.

After over a year of having his three computers connected... er-no is internetless.

Pity me, please.

*slowly walks away crying*

Tony, the only reason you know so much is because you have brought from each of those exchanges and on numerous occasions approached me to buy them for your own past-times.

LOL@RBSLOL@TONY.

Give that man a GAD! :-D

Lol Tony...

Oh god, please don't tell me that that "lol" will start another "lol@ for lolling @..." thread...

LOL finally the truth comes out

The truth is that er-no's Dad caught him downloading something a bit naughty one day recently. So he confiscated er-no's computer but we he looked at it he found that er-no was selling import GameCubes.

But more concerning was er-fancyescorts.com which promised er-sex with some dubious females who looked young enough to be er-no's class-mates.

Then he discovered er-hardcoremovies.com and er-gayaday.com and he suddenly realised that his son was something akin to a mafia boss.

Deciding to put the computer in the loft, er-no's Dad stumbled on er-den, where e-no kept his stock of marital aids for er-sexaids.com, and in the corner was the photographic studio and some pictures strewn around.

Then he stumbled upon an address on a post-it note:

er-house
park view
Mayfair
London er10 no2

Written under the address was the note: 18 beds, 8 baths, snip at £36 million, chip them to 29.9.

"Hmm, I wondered how er-no managed to buy that Ferrari, I'll give him "Won it on Special Reserve"", said er-no's Dad. "Come 'er me lad, no more computers for you, and hand over the money (and the pictures).

So um can I take your notable status?

Someone had to ask

You had reign over the internet?

You know, all that stuff I was looking at......... that was......... hmmm........ accidental........... mostly.......

Bah, 365 days is quite a lot :o)

*says sorry*

He shouldn't try and defame me while he thinks I am away.

er-no farted:
in Eses' general direction



Now that was nasty. And uncalled for. Come on, I'd like you to apologise.

Eses wrote:
> Pity me, please.
>
> *slowly walks away crying*
>
> Oh shut up you moaning old git i have had to live with a 56K line all
> the time i've been on the net so i should be complaining not you.Can't
> you offline on good games like sofII huh huh

*farts in Eses' general direction*