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The sun was shining in...
(well done Dragonlance!)
The sun was shining in...freeola land and then the fairies and pixies decided to jump up and grab some large, delicious black Shiraz grapes.
Suddenly, one of the grapes changed into the most beautiful little gem that they had ever seen. However, the gem wasn't all sparkly and pure, as expected. It was knobbly and resembled a bag of potatoes. This strangley confused the poor little mites, who began to shudder with regret, so decided to make some french
fries instead. But just as they peeled,a rotund Freeola pixie said "Beware, that be the Poootatoooo of death. May contain nuts."
Shock and stunned at these revelations, the pixies decided to search the potato for nuts. One pixie discovered a huge cockney worm. Suprised, he shouted "Here, look a cockaknee worm!" To which the worm replied "I aint a cockaknee, I'm a full blown Kneesdon worm!"
One of the pixies also found a large pile of diabetic chocolate crumbs with extra helpings of melted chocolate sauce sprinkled with hundreds and thousands! Hidden within a crumb was the p**sed off cockney worm, who really was not one, that yelled at the top (of his voice):
'BEHOLD, IT IS I, THE...KNOCK KNEED KNEESDEN WORM KING!'