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"WARNING TO ALL NEWBIES."

Hello. My name is, all look to the left now, yep, Grix Thraves.

I have decided to write a little information guide for you...


There are certain rules you must abide by to be liked on this forum.

(1). You have undoubtably come on this web site to win a game. Writing about console wars will not win you a game, because, unsuprisingly, its been done HUNDREDS OF TIMES.

(2) Be nice to people, and respect their opinions. If the first message you write, or actually any message, contains biased pickery like "The PS2 is crap, and it suxs a$$" you will be completely ignored.

(3) Don't come on here pretending you've been here as long as anyone else. You can ONLY do that if you manage to stay for a week.

(4) Don't talk about this forum.

(5) Don't ever, EVER, post poems. You will be tracked down and quartered for doing so.

(6) Don't talk about this forum.

(7) If this is your first night, you must fight.


(Why the hell did I have to say all those numbers?)


(8) And once you understand that joke, you are fully recognised as a Special Reserve member.

Thirdly, Grix, Ill give you a bare knuckly fist fight outside in the parking lot after school and dont hold back, I am your leader!

Oh and by the way Grix,

Number 10- Never question your brain TM

I am the great Damo, I am your leader and my second in command will be the mighty ant, all bow before me!

Wierd isnt it!

Because you lied and broke the rules,
You will be punished well.
Your four pieces will be scattered,
Around the English Coast.


Grix - Afraid of poetry.

I've read the rules, and do agree,
By them I will abide,
But poetry is a similie for winning games,
(I've tried.)
It doesn't work, that is true
But at least it's fun to try,
So if I must just break one little rule
I'll break that one, even if I must risk die (ing).

Regards

Fantasymeister (Poet Laureat)

you suddenly made your self the hosts! whats happening, this is like the film 'lord of the flies' if you don't know it, then I can't help your mad minds. calm down, i know it's annoying when new people come here writting 'witty' or biased letters, a new kid will always write something already talked about as most of you stay on here for a few hours and don't stop going on and on, it's like your fingers don't stop! most of the things you mentioned are always in topics of a different name, because someone always changes the plot!
Wheres Ali? he stopped writing.

Farras.

Ant and his colony will attack you if you're nice too him or not...only the other day, whilst he playing in his computer office, his friends came through my living room window to get, yes you guessed it...sugar. Ants love the stuff.

Well I have been on for about a month and have won a game and I am still here. So I like to call myself one of 'us'.

You will be recognised as one of "us", as long as you stay here for longer than a week, don't leave as soon as win a game, and don't ever insult me otherwise me and my Ant colony shall ruin your life!!! {:)

Am I fully reckognised as a member?