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I have decided to write a little information guide for you...
There are certain rules you must abide by to be liked on this forum.
(1). You have undoubtably come on this web site to win a game. Writing about console wars will not win you a game, because, unsuprisingly, its been done HUNDREDS OF TIMES.
(2) Be nice to people, and respect their opinions. If the first message you write, or actually any message, contains biased pickery like "The PS2 is crap, and it suxs a$$" you will be completely ignored.
(3) Don't come on here pretending you've been here as long as anyone else. You can ONLY do that if you manage to stay for a week.
(4) Don't talk about this forum.
(5) Don't ever, EVER, post poems. You will be tracked down and quartered for doing so.
(6) Don't talk about this forum.
(7) If this is your first night, you must fight.
(Why the hell did I have to say all those numbers?)
(8) And once you understand that joke, you are fully recognised as a Special Reserve member.
I have decided to write a little information guide for you...
There are certain rules you must abide by to be liked on this forum.
(1). You have undoubtably come on this web site to win a game. Writing about console wars will not win you a game, because, unsuprisingly, its been done HUNDREDS OF TIMES.
(2) Be nice to people, and respect their opinions. If the first message you write, or actually any message, contains biased pickery like "The PS2 is crap, and it suxs a$$" you will be completely ignored.
(3) Don't come on here pretending you've been here as long as anyone else. You can ONLY do that if you manage to stay for a week.
(4) Don't talk about this forum.
(5) Don't ever, EVER, post poems. You will be tracked down and quartered for doing so.
(6) Don't talk about this forum.
(7) If this is your first night, you must fight.
(Why the hell did I have to say all those numbers?)
(8) And once you understand that joke, you are fully recognised as a Special Reserve member.
Fair enough, or am I missing another joke, and will I thus never know what's going on with all you seeming regulars, slagging each other off, one rule 2 for us, another for you?
When we make fun of eachother though, we put :) at the end, to show we're only having a laugh.
And number 9, never question my insanity.
Wheres Ali? he stopped writing.
By them I will abide,
But poetry is a similie for winning games,
(I've tried.)
It doesn't work, that is true
But at least it's fun to try,
So if I must just break one little rule
I'll break that one, even if I must risk die (ing).
Regards
Fantasymeister (Poet Laureat)