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"How stupid are you? test - you'll get them all wrong"

I got this in an e-mail, and I got them all wrong, see how you fair:

Here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions
to determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be
spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting
time. And no cheating.

Marks, set....GO!!!


1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying
in second place. In which position are you now?


Answer: If you answered that you're now coming first then you're
completely wrong. You overtook the second runner and took their
place, therefore you're coming second.


For the next question try not to be so dim.


2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second-last, once again you're completely
wrong. Think about it...How can you over take the person coming
last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer
is impossible!! It would appear that thinking is not one of your
strong points. You would make a good weak link!!!

Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes or use a
calculator, and remember your replies must be instantaneous.

Take heart!! (that was the dictionary's suggestion)


3 : Take 1000. Add 40.

Add another 1000.

Add 30. Add 1000 again.

Plus 20. Plus 1000.

And plus 10.

What is the total ?

Answer: 5000??? Wrong again!!!! The correct answer is 4100. Try
again with a good calculator. Today is clearly not your day!!
Although you should manage to get the last question right...


4 : Marie's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG! It's obviously Marie! Read the question
properly!

I got all 4 right. I'm so damn good.

ok if you think your all so smart answer this one

how many of each animal did moses take on the ark?


i mean how easy

Obviously moses didn't take any animals on the arc since it was noah that built it.

I got 3/4....I got the last question wrong :(

Woah, that Maths question is freaky. It's almost as freaky as that RED HAMMER weirdy thing that someone posted a few months ago. I'm sofa king we tarred it.

That's cool.

I got 1 out of 4. Surprisingly, for someone who just scraped through maths at school, it was the maths question I got right!

Take 1000. Add 40.

Add another 1000.

Add 30. Add 1000 again.

Plus 20. Plus 1000.

And plus 10



Dammit!! It's still 5000.
How on earth can that possibly be 4100?
Or am I just being dim?

it is look carefully...

Brew wrote:
> Take 1000. Add 40.

= 1040

> Add another 1000.

= 2040

> Add 30. Add 1000 again.

= 3070

> Plus 20. Plus 1000.

= 4090

> And plus 10

This is the bit where everyone gets confused

If you add 10 to 4090 = 4100

if you add 910 to 4090 = 5000

> Dammit!! It's still 5000.
> How on earth can that possibly be 4100?
> Or am I just being dim?

Understand now?

Brew.

Split it up and you'll see where you're going wrong.

Add all the 1000's together

Then add all the other numbers together.

Then total it up and a walla!

Then you should be ok :0)

aninem wrote:
> ok if you think your all so smart answer this one
>
> how many of each animal did moses take on the ark?
>
>
> i mean how easy

None, Noah took them on the ark.

D'oh - got them all wrong!!
I understand them all now, apart from that 3rd one!