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"How stupid are you? test - you'll get them all wrong"

I got this in an e-mail, and I got them all wrong, see how you fair:

Here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions
to determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be
spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting
time. And no cheating.

Marks, set....GO!!!


1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying
in second place. In which position are you now?


Answer: If you answered that you're now coming first then you're
completely wrong. You overtook the second runner and took their
place, therefore you're coming second.


For the next question try not to be so dim.


2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second-last, once again you're completely
wrong. Think about it...How can you over take the person coming
last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer
is impossible!! It would appear that thinking is not one of your
strong points. You would make a good weak link!!!

Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes or use a
calculator, and remember your replies must be instantaneous.

Take heart!! (that was the dictionary's suggestion)


3 : Take 1000. Add 40.

Add another 1000.

Add 30. Add 1000 again.

Plus 20. Plus 1000.

And plus 10.

What is the total ?

Answer: 5000??? Wrong again!!!! The correct answer is 4100. Try
again with a good calculator. Today is clearly not your day!!
Although you should manage to get the last question right...


4 : Marie's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG! It's obviously Marie! Read the question
properly!

I got this in an e-mail, and I got them all wrong, see how you fair:

Here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions
to determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be
spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting
time. And no cheating.

Marks, set....GO!!!


1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying
in second place. In which position are you now?


Answer: If you answered that you're now coming first then you're
completely wrong. You overtook the second runner and took their
place, therefore you're coming second.


For the next question try not to be so dim.


2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second-last, once again you're completely
wrong. Think about it...How can you over take the person coming
last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer
is impossible!! It would appear that thinking is not one of your
strong points. You would make a good weak link!!!

Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes or use a
calculator, and remember your replies must be instantaneous.

Take heart!! (that was the dictionary's suggestion)


3 : Take 1000. Add 40.

Add another 1000.

Add 30. Add 1000 again.

Plus 20. Plus 1000.

And plus 10.

What is the total ?

Answer: 5000??? Wrong again!!!! The correct answer is 4100. Try
again with a good calculator. Today is clearly not your day!!
Although you should manage to get the last question right...


4 : Marie's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG! It's obviously Marie! Read the question
properly!

Mr. Happy wrote:

> 2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
>
> Answer: If you answered second-last, once again you're completely
> wrong. Think about it...How can you over take the person coming
> last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer
> is impossible!! It would appear that thinking is not one of your
> strong points. You would make a good weak link!!!

WRONG: Depending on the length of the race, there is always the possibility of lapping the person in last place. So you could be in first place, and overtake the person in last.

I got questions 3 and 4 right (to my suprise).

I Rule!

:D

Question 1 was stoopid, your answer was stoopid.

Not my questions or answers, and it does make sense... but well done for getting them right, they be mind trick questions...

And I was going to say something similar to what Edgy put so I agree with him.

So I got them all right really, coz I rule.

In your face!

:D

I got 1,2 and 4 right well I think I got 2 right. You can't overtake the runner in last, if you are first and lap them you still remain first so your position dosn't change so if you overtake the last person your position remains the same.

Try this one:

What happens when bin laden and sudan lusain dies???



They start to build 50 floor buildings so if a planes trys to hit the 74th, there is none.

J Savo, that was the worst. Thing. EVER!

hmmm
was that a joke?

I got number two right

Number three was strange, I even got calculator