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"Mario's Story"

A plumber called Mario, was asleep in his bed,
When all of a sudden there was a shriek near his head.
He looked for Peach but the coast was clear,
Maybe she had disappeared.
I asked Luigi just what he thought,
He said, I bet it was Bowser, you know his sort.

Later that day, I went to Bowser’s Lair,
Only to find she wasn’t there.
It didn’t seem right, where could she be,
Maybe, there was someone who was trying to get at me.

I returned home after hours of searching,
Little did I know what was lurking?
Still no Peach, and now I was lost,
But then, at that moment, I was hit with some frost.

The End – GAD please.

To Liquid H²O: Sorry if I kinda took over this topic with that extensive rap-story of our friend Mario. Just, you can't start something like this and leave it half-arsed for someone like me to find :)

To everyone else: Stop whinging like petty noobs (now that's gonna start some arguments ain't it :) ) To lighten up the mood in here, try my challenge to take your mind of agressive feelings towards each other. Read my rappin'-rhyme below and see if you can name all the games, and the console(s) each one appeared on.

I'm not saying Regulars are more intelligent than newbies, there are a lot of Regulars with a bad case of PMT as well. What i'm saying is you need to chill out and stop taking stuff so serioulsy, these are forums you're supposed to have fun on them not have arguments left, right and centre.

So chill, relax and for god sakes stop being so damn serious. All my comments have been jokey you just seem to take them the wrong way.

Whitestripes wrote:
> mikelar10 wrote:
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> I don't care if this isn't serious - bad punctuation is no joke.
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> I thought that was meant to be taken as a joke anyway? I found it
> quite amusing :)

It was, but it appears Tiltawhirl as opted for the 'Regulars are smater then Newbies' argument which is a totally shallow point. How sad that you had to resort to using such a sterotypical, overused point, can't you think for yourself Tilawhirl?

mikelar10 wrote:
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> I don't care if this isn't serious - bad punctuation is no joke.

I thought that was meant to be taken as a joke anyway? I found it quite amusing :)

mikelar10 wrote:

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> Duohh, I thought it was...................................idiot.

Oh dear, it looks like we've got another Newbie to add to the list of idiots with PMT. Lighten up you chimp...

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Jesus, you talk about it like it's a life threatning disease.

Duohh, I thought it was...................................idiot.

Wasn't 'Mario's Story' the title of Paper Mario over in Japan??

Uh-oh, it's a Nintendo Rhyme by Edgy.
It's probably gunna win!

Maybe it should go a little like this...

Mario, he's one cruel dude,
Kept a monkey in a cage and treated it rude.
The monkey escaped, demanded satisfaction.
Needs to save the girl, time for Jumpman Action.

So Mario, he did his best,
defeated Donkey Kong, with his hairy chest.
Princess Pauline, was as happy as can be,
til Mario had a fling with Daisy.

It was wierd action in a Mario land,
travlelling through space, skies, water and land.
At the end of the day, he'd had quite enough,
that adventure was easy, made Luigi look tough!

Princess Daisy was no big loss,
This Mario dude found out she didn't floss.
He was after someone cuter, who wasn't a fool,
The girl in pink, Princess Peach Toadstool.

He tried and tried to keep her from harm,
But the King of the Koopa's grabbed her arm.
She was stuck in the castle, as Mario was told,
Another adventure in the Mario World.

Blue skies, few clouds, but many a star,
through wonderous lands he travelled far.
Goombas and Koopas, and creatures delight,
Mario would never fall to Bowser's might!

He tried and tried, but constantly failed,
Everywhere he took her, Mario trailed.
Soon the inevitable, a bloody battle,
Toad was always around to tell and tattle.

He saved the girl, Princess Peach,
Is there nothing more that I can teach?
Of course there is, there are loads more adventures,
That would make ole Wrinkly Kong forget his dentures.

A long time ago, far away,
With Wario, Mario and Luigi would play,
Until things got nasty they didn't get along.
Mario treated him like Donkey Kong!

Bullied and misguided, vengeful at heart,
Mario's new castle would be a good place to start.
Stealing and looting, and having some fun,
Until Mario, the castle he won.

It wasn't until Super Mario Land 3,
that Mario, again became the enemy.
Wario was a good guy inside,
Wasn't his fault he was bullied as a child.

He decided to play it fair and square,
built up his strength to defeat him there,
In his castle, though Mario would flee
In a helicoptor above the trees.

Mario has been around for much more,
Golf and Tennis, Karting galore.
Though the game so far, filled us with so much glee
Is Super Smash Brothers, don't forget the Melee.

That's it for now, but don't think it's all over,
For Mario will be back in another.
He's been around for far too long,
so stick around and replay this song.

Marioooooo!

mikelar10 wrote:
> I don't care if this isn't serious - bad punctuation is no joke.

Jesus, you talk about it like it's a life threatning disease.