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"A visit from the queen and her hubby... one is not amused!"

I’m sure that you heard about the Queen’s whistle stop tour round the UK and recently she’s done Wales… what a shambles… she came to Dolau on one stop (where I visited) anyway! … I’m with the Air Cadets, as many of you know so of course us local boys are the Queen’s security… Bah Humbug! So we were bored for a while… lounging around, eating, drinking, scabbing free stuff… when we saw the Queen’s helicopter to her next place!

For some odd reason she comes after her ride home does?

Anyway we form up and look smart (don’t know how)… the Duke of Edinburgh walks past and talks to our CO… (Commanding officer) after he spots a sticker in the bin and places it on our CO’s chest… (Impression) *You are the **** I wipe off my boots, obey me… you are dirt…* and he expects us to do his superior DOE award… my @r$£!

Later we are again formed up so we can be sent to stand in set places and then hold mine tape to spell out EIIR (Elizabeth Royal 2nd). They find they have to extra people… the simple who doesn’t want to do it comes to mind… but noooooo! Who is the shortest? Of course it was me and another person, so we sit out and don’t even get to see the queen! We worked and were denied a lifetime opportunity because we are too short… explain to me why this was fair!

The Cadet Warrant Officer there said he’d make it up to us… what will he do… a tea party with the queen… Oh… I’m furious… just discuss before I rip all my hair out!

:D is not an option… Yipeekiyay Mother funners!

Lawless Fever wrote:
> You just figured? How sickening. Yes, I mean it - how sickening.
>
> *Throws up*


I have alot of porn, I run out of things to think about when i have no other action if you catch my drift :-)

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> next time you're there tell me .. i go to Westminster school and we
> are right next door to Westminster Abbey, actually the Abbey is our
> assembley hall............

I pity you, poor fool :P
>
>
> Damn you live right bang in the middle of the city? I don't know
> whether to feel sorry for you or not...too many pigeons for me.
>
> And yes I did give her a rock'rolling or whatever you called it.
>
> Urgh thats horrible actually if I think about it :-S

You just figured? How sickening. Yes, I mean it - how sickening.

*Throws up*

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> next time you're there tell me .. i go to Westminster school and we
> are right next door to Westminster Abbey, actually the Abbey is our
> assembley hall............


Damn you live right bang in the middle of the city? I don't know whether to feel sorry for you or not...too many pigeons for me.

And yes I did give her a rock'rolling or whatever you called it.

Urgh thats horrible actually if I think about it :-S

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> She walked straight past me when I as in Westminster Abbey and she was
> crap.

next time you're there tell me .. i go to Westminster school and we are right next door to Westminster Abbey, actually the Abbey is our assembley hall............

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> She walked straight past me when I as in Westminster Abbey and she was
> crap.

Is that an accidental innuendo? Excellent. Time to take advantage...

You gave the Queen a rollockin' - ergh!

*Pulls Queen's panties down*

Shaven aven...respect :P

"Why would you want to meet a pensioner with a posh accent anyway?

I'd rather meet Natalie Portman myself..."

Well said Edgy! Heh!

Weird Wonder wrote:
> I’m sure that you heard about the Queen’s whistle stop tour round the
> UK and recently she’s done Wales… what a shambles… she came to Dolau
> on one stop (where I visited) anyway! …

Why the hell do you care if the Queen visited? The monarchy sucks ace, and when the Queen's dead, I'll be the best to salute! The monarchy are a bunch of powdered tarts (not the food, no, and yes, that is a bad pun accidentally :P) who've had people wiping their aces since they were little kiddies.

I’m with the Air Cadets, as
> many of you know so of course us local boys are the Queen’s security…

Bloody sell-out, you are, I tell ye. Queen's security my snout :P

Hmm, I've had enough of reading this topic, the monarchy can suck my click for all I care :)

Thank you...

Mystique wrote:
> Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> she was
> crap.
> ******
>
> Ew dude!
> Mwuhaha:op


Ya, I reversed the charges. SHE Paid ME.

Why would you want to meet a pensioner with a posh accent anyway?

I'd rather meet Natalie Portman myself...

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> she was
> crap.
******

Ew dude!
Mwuhaha:op

She walked straight past me when I as in Westminster Abbey and she was crap.