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Chapter 1: The Sound of the Shell
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The plane hits the ground, and in a large uproar of smoke and flame, a palace of evil, a dance of death is made, 'The Scar' is made. The boy turns to see this, but turns back to his original position, still miffed at what exactly is going on. His glasses have some dust on them, but that is quickly erradicated by some saliva rubbed onto his shirt.
'Same happen to you?', asks a distant voice, which seems to be getting closer, to the overweight, scared little boy.
'Who are you?', asks the child.
'Hi. I'm Badgerman. I've been here a few hours, we got shot down too...', he says, staring down at this child, who he seems to perceieve as the perfect stress toy for all their anger and emotions. That's at first glance, however, and you cannot judge a book by it's cover. Badgerman was smart enough, and had enough experience in short life to know that. 'Who are you?', inquisitive about the name of his potential victim, he asks.
'Erm...why do you wanna know my name?'
'I wanna know who I'm gonna be spending my time on here with...'
'Well...'
'Well...what!? What's your name?'
'I don't like to tell people my name, because they usually make fun of me. They call me a different name normally...'
'What's that?'
'Look, just drop it, Ok?'
'No, I wanna know your name. Tell me...'
'All right...Kazama...', and those three words alone cause Badgerman to stare at Kazama strangely, before bursting into a fit of laughter, joking around, and hitting Kazama on the back of the head, knocking his glasses to the floor. 'Look, if that's your attitude, just forget it, Ok?'
'Sure, whatever...Kazama!', which starts Badgerman off again. After seeing the look of destain on Badgerman's face, he quiets down, sits down and listens to whatever Kazama wants to say, whether he wants to or not. However, he notices that something else has caughty Piggy's eye, much lightening up his mood.
'Hey, what's that?', and with that, Kazama crawls over on all fours to a small hedgerow, where something peeps out. Curious and unsure, Kazama crawls over further and reaches in. What he pulls out also leaves a little mystery, but is soon cleared up by Kazama and Badgerman's collective interlect - 'I think...it's a...conch or a shell or something.'
'Ok...whatever...'
'Look, we can make a sound with it!', says a still-experimenting Kazama. He blows and it makes a loud noise that could clearly be heard all over the island.
'Lemme see that...', and with that, Badgerman snatches the conch and blows into it. 'Heh, so it does...', says Badgerman, as he begins playing with it like it's a new toy. He improves at his new found skill quickly and blows hard. From the side of the mountain, we see a number of children, ranging in shape, size and age, emerging from The Scar, where the plane crashed, where the sky is lit by the brimstone. Kazama is startled, questioning their mentality.
'Badger, they might be dangerous!'
'Nah, they're with me.'
'So, who are they?'
'Well, that's KR there, and his choir members - Iron Monkey, Whitestripes, Microchips, Phi11ip and Kerrang. Oh, and over there is Swander, and the two brothers, Redpath and Quinty. Oh, yeah, and Linx. They're a bit clingy, so don't approach them too fast.', says Badgerman, as if the leader, as if he had been on the island for months. But then again, he was a natural born leader, and everyone around him new that, even the unobservant and dim Kazama. 'Right, time for an assembly or something - we've got rules to devise, and we need a chief.'
'You be chief Badger!', says a small boy, with a shrill voice.
'Sorry, Micro, but we're gonna have a vote, so you can have your say then. So, let's do a vote.'
'Why do we need a vote anyway? I can see they all want you to be chief, and I don't care. Why do we even need a chief anyway?', asks an inquisitive Kazama.
'Look, that's the only fair way to do it, so who votes for Kazama to be chief?', and as that is said, the entire assembled group goes quiet, and no hands are raised. 'Alright then, who votes for me as chief?', and with that, all the hands raise, a few-half-unsure, but nonetheless, they all want Badgerman to be the chief, and so it is done: 'Ok then, the results speak for themselves - I am the chief, and that's that. Now, we need some people to make a fire. Who will do that?'. As if under his spell, several hands raise, and Badger nods his head in acknowldgement, as he does the same for several other choire groups, until we get to the final one. 'Hunting then?', and as the only few left, KR and his choir (or littluns, as they will be known through this spoof) raise their hands in acceptance. 'Right KR, we need you and your hunters to go out and kill every other night for food. Do you underst...'. Before he can finish, they pelt out into the night in search for weapons.
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KR and his travelling circus finally stop running, and out of breath, KR looks around, sensing something around him.
'Hey, is there something there?'
'Nah, I don't think so KR', announces Kerrang, which puts KR's mind at rest, but brings back the excitement of the chase to him, and the rest of the troop.
'Ok, well, it looks like we've got some good weapons here. Let's gather them u...', and he is interrupted by a loud, snorting noise. What could it be, thinks KR? As the oldest in the group, he must stay calm and show good leadership skills, as he learnt back home. 'Alright, I think we might have an animal here. Get a stick and look around'. Another loud noise makes them all jump and as they're backs are turned in a moment of weakness, something runs through the creepers and past them, but they are observant enough to notice. 'Get it! Kill the pig! Take it's blood!', chants KR, as they begin to chase the pig. They catch up to it, but it is still a good lead ahead. KR lunges his bamboo stick forth and misses, but pulls a flick-knife out of his pocket and slashes it across the head, causing it to fall to the floor. 'We got it. Now, let's take it back to the camp and cook it.', and this alone sparks many a cheer from his entourage. KR goes to lift it up, but the pig quickly runs off, with bloody pouring from it's face. It gets a good lead ahead, and they decide to abandon it.
To Be Continued...
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The plane hits the ground, and in a large uproar of smoke and flame, a palace of evil, a dance of death is made, 'The Scar' is made. The boy turns to see this, but turns back to his original position, still miffed at what exactly is going on. His glasses have some dust on them, but that is quickly erradicated by some saliva rubbed onto his shirt.
'Same happen to you?', asks a distant voice, which seems to be getting closer, to the overweight, scared little boy.
'Who are you?', asks the child.
'Hi. I'm Badgerman. I've been here a few hours, we got shot down too...', he says, staring down at this child, who he seems to perceieve as the perfect stress toy for all their anger and emotions. That's at first glance, however, and you cannot judge a book by it's cover. Badgerman was smart enough, and had enough experience in short life to know that. 'Who are you?', inquisitive about the name of his potential victim, he asks.
'Erm...why do you wanna know my name?'
'I wanna know who I'm gonna be spending my time on here with...'
'Well...'
'Well...what!? What's your name?'
'I don't like to tell people my name, because they usually make fun of me. They call me a different name normally...'
'What's that?'
'Look, just drop it, Ok?'
'No, I wanna know your name. Tell me...'
'All right...Kazama...', and those three words alone cause Badgerman to stare at Kazama strangely, before bursting into a fit of laughter, joking around, and hitting Kazama on the back of the head, knocking his glasses to the floor. 'Look, if that's your attitude, just forget it, Ok?'
'Sure, whatever...Kazama!', which starts Badgerman off again. After seeing the look of destain on Badgerman's face, he quiets down, sits down and listens to whatever Kazama wants to say, whether he wants to or not. However, he notices that something else has caughty Piggy's eye, much lightening up his mood.
'Hey, what's that?', and with that, Kazama crawls over on all fours to a small hedgerow, where something peeps out. Curious and unsure, Kazama crawls over further and reaches in. What he pulls out also leaves a little mystery, but is soon cleared up by Kazama and Badgerman's collective interlect - 'I think...it's a...conch or a shell or something.'
'Ok...whatever...'
'Look, we can make a sound with it!', says a still-experimenting Kazama. He blows and it makes a loud noise that could clearly be heard all over the island.
'Lemme see that...', and with that, Badgerman snatches the conch and blows into it. 'Heh, so it does...', says Badgerman, as he begins playing with it like it's a new toy. He improves at his new found skill quickly and blows hard. From the side of the mountain, we see a number of children, ranging in shape, size and age, emerging from The Scar, where the plane crashed, where the sky is lit by the brimstone. Kazama is startled, questioning their mentality.
'Badger, they might be dangerous!'
'Nah, they're with me.'
'So, who are they?'
'Well, that's KR there, and his choir members - Iron Monkey, Whitestripes, Microchips, Phi11ip and Kerrang. Oh, and over there is Swander, and the two brothers, Redpath and Quinty. Oh, yeah, and Linx. They're a bit clingy, so don't approach them too fast.', says Badgerman, as if the leader, as if he had been on the island for months. But then again, he was a natural born leader, and everyone around him new that, even the unobservant and dim Kazama. 'Right, time for an assembly or something - we've got rules to devise, and we need a chief.'
'You be chief Badger!', says a small boy, with a shrill voice.
'Sorry, Micro, but we're gonna have a vote, so you can have your say then. So, let's do a vote.'
'Why do we need a vote anyway? I can see they all want you to be chief, and I don't care. Why do we even need a chief anyway?', asks an inquisitive Kazama.
'Look, that's the only fair way to do it, so who votes for Kazama to be chief?', and as that is said, the entire assembled group goes quiet, and no hands are raised. 'Alright then, who votes for me as chief?', and with that, all the hands raise, a few-half-unsure, but nonetheless, they all want Badgerman to be the chief, and so it is done: 'Ok then, the results speak for themselves - I am the chief, and that's that. Now, we need some people to make a fire. Who will do that?'. As if under his spell, several hands raise, and Badger nods his head in acknowldgement, as he does the same for several other choire groups, until we get to the final one. 'Hunting then?', and as the only few left, KR and his choir (or littluns, as they will be known through this spoof) raise their hands in acceptance. 'Right KR, we need you and your hunters to go out and kill every other night for food. Do you underst...'. Before he can finish, they pelt out into the night in search for weapons.
--------------------
KR and his travelling circus finally stop running, and out of breath, KR looks around, sensing something around him.
'Hey, is there something there?'
'Nah, I don't think so KR', announces Kerrang, which puts KR's mind at rest, but brings back the excitement of the chase to him, and the rest of the troop.
'Ok, well, it looks like we've got some good weapons here. Let's gather them u...', and he is interrupted by a loud, snorting noise. What could it be, thinks KR? As the oldest in the group, he must stay calm and show good leadership skills, as he learnt back home. 'Alright, I think we might have an animal here. Get a stick and look around'. Another loud noise makes them all jump and as they're backs are turned in a moment of weakness, something runs through the creepers and past them, but they are observant enough to notice. 'Get it! Kill the pig! Take it's blood!', chants KR, as they begin to chase the pig. They catch up to it, but it is still a good lead ahead. KR lunges his bamboo stick forth and misses, but pulls a flick-knife out of his pocket and slashes it across the head, causing it to fall to the floor. 'We got it. Now, let's take it back to the camp and cook it.', and this alone sparks many a cheer from his entourage. KR goes to lift it up, but the pig quickly runs off, with bloody pouring from it's face. It gets a good lead ahead, and they decide to abandon it.
To Be Continued...
Page:
aninem wrote:
> Lawless Fever wrote:
> fosbe wrote:
> Lawless Fever wrote:
> I don't wanna have to dig back into the old LOTR topic every time I
> write a new part, so here's the entire cast list, for my and your
> reference:
>
> Ralph - Badgerman
> Jack - KR
> Piggy - Dr Kazama
> Simon - Swander87
> Roger - Linx
> Sam - ŽeDpAtH˛°°2
> Eric - Quinty
> Littlun 1 - The Iron Monkey
> Littlun 2 - Whitestripes
> Littlun 3 - Microchips
> Littlun 4 - Phi11ip
> Littlun 5 - **!Kerrang!**
> Army General 1 - Mr Gynaeacologist
> Army General 2 - Fuzzy
> Army General 3 - Fosbe HEY LOOK ITSS ME!! cOME ON PUT MY CHARACTER
> IN!! CAN YUO MAKE ME BIG AND SEXY AND THE ONE THAT GETS ALL THE
> GIRLS?
> Lord of the Flies - Turbonutter
>
> I've been erm...pre-occupied the past day or two, so I haven't been
> able to add anything, but I'll try to add two parts today. Here
> goes... Yeh we know you was smooching with your girl friend.
>
> Chapter 5: Beast From Water (other wise no as my dad)
> ------------------------------------------
>
> The scene opens in an assembly, and Badgerman motions for them all
> to
> sit. 'Right, I've got a few things on my agenda. Firstly, no bloody
> work is getting done! If you wanna get off this island, you're gonna
> have to work, and work hard! Secondly, nobody is obeying any of the
> rules we set, and we only set them yesterday for christ's sake! What
> about the fire? We ought to die before we let the fire out.',
> grimaces
> Badger.
>
> 'What about the beast?', questions Phi11ip, and this sparks a
> debate,
> as they all, especially the littluns, chat amongst themselves about
> the supposed beast.
>
> 'There can't be any beast! Me and my hunters have been all over the
> island, and not found any beast!', announces KR.
>
> 'KR's right, and in a world with science, a beast can't exist on
> this
> island anyway.', says Kazama.
>
> 'Wait! I saw something horrible around a mat of creepers. I think it
> was...the...the...beast...', proclaims Whitestripes.
>
> 'I'm sure I've seen a beast in the water! A beast in the water!',
> claims Iron Monkey.
>
> 'Look, I don't believe in any of you. There may be a beast on this
> island, but it is us, and only us.', announces Swander, but is
> recieved with laughter and joking from his 'peers'.
>
> 'Enough about this so-called beast. I have something else on my
> mind,
> our democratic chief, Badgerman. Why in the hell did you all vote
> him
> for chief? He can't hunt, he can't sing, he can't do sod all!',
> states
> KR, obviously somewhat jealous of Badger's authoritive position.
>
> 'What are you talking about!? He's a fine chief!', proclaims Kazama.
>
> 'And what's this really going to solve?' questions Swander.
>
> 'It's not a question if I am a better chief than him, because I am,
> and we should all have a re-count, because I should be chief, not
> him.', announces an angry KR. However, from here, the assembly falls
> apart, and many of the littluns and more boisterous of the group
> begin
> to dance and sing.
>
> To be continued... When he stops smooching that is.
>
> Was it really neccesarry to quote the entire post?
>
>
> yes it really annoys people so dont do it again
Ok. Well, I'm gonna write the next part now anyway :)
LF :)
> Lawless Fever wrote:
> fosbe wrote:
> Lawless Fever wrote:
> I don't wanna have to dig back into the old LOTR topic every time I
> write a new part, so here's the entire cast list, for my and your
> reference:
>
> Ralph - Badgerman
> Jack - KR
> Piggy - Dr Kazama
> Simon - Swander87
> Roger - Linx
> Sam - ŽeDpAtH˛°°2
> Eric - Quinty
> Littlun 1 - The Iron Monkey
> Littlun 2 - Whitestripes
> Littlun 3 - Microchips
> Littlun 4 - Phi11ip
> Littlun 5 - **!Kerrang!**
> Army General 1 - Mr Gynaeacologist
> Army General 2 - Fuzzy
> Army General 3 - Fosbe HEY LOOK ITSS ME!! cOME ON PUT MY CHARACTER
> IN!! CAN YUO MAKE ME BIG AND SEXY AND THE ONE THAT GETS ALL THE
> GIRLS?
> Lord of the Flies - Turbonutter
>
> I've been erm...pre-occupied the past day or two, so I haven't been
> able to add anything, but I'll try to add two parts today. Here
> goes... Yeh we know you was smooching with your girl friend.
>
> Chapter 5: Beast From Water (other wise no as my dad)
> ------------------------------------------
>
> The scene opens in an assembly, and Badgerman motions for them all
> to
> sit. 'Right, I've got a few things on my agenda. Firstly, no bloody
> work is getting done! If you wanna get off this island, you're gonna
> have to work, and work hard! Secondly, nobody is obeying any of the
> rules we set, and we only set them yesterday for christ's sake! What
> about the fire? We ought to die before we let the fire out.',
> grimaces
> Badger.
>
> 'What about the beast?', questions Phi11ip, and this sparks a
> debate,
> as they all, especially the littluns, chat amongst themselves about
> the supposed beast.
>
> 'There can't be any beast! Me and my hunters have been all over the
> island, and not found any beast!', announces KR.
>
> 'KR's right, and in a world with science, a beast can't exist on
> this
> island anyway.', says Kazama.
>
> 'Wait! I saw something horrible around a mat of creepers. I think it
> was...the...the...beast...', proclaims Whitestripes.
>
> 'I'm sure I've seen a beast in the water! A beast in the water!',
> claims Iron Monkey.
>
> 'Look, I don't believe in any of you. There may be a beast on this
> island, but it is us, and only us.', announces Swander, but is
> recieved with laughter and joking from his 'peers'.
>
> 'Enough about this so-called beast. I have something else on my
> mind,
> our democratic chief, Badgerman. Why in the hell did you all vote
> him
> for chief? He can't hunt, he can't sing, he can't do sod all!',
> states
> KR, obviously somewhat jealous of Badger's authoritive position.
>
> 'What are you talking about!? He's a fine chief!', proclaims Kazama.
>
> 'And what's this really going to solve?' questions Swander.
>
> 'It's not a question if I am a better chief than him, because I am,
> and we should all have a re-count, because I should be chief, not
> him.', announces an angry KR. However, from here, the assembly falls
> apart, and many of the littluns and more boisterous of the group
> begin
> to dance and sing.
>
> To be continued... When he stops smooching that is.
>
> Was it really neccesarry to quote the entire post?
>
>
> yes it really annoys people so dont do it again
Ok. Well, I'm gonna write the next part now anyway :)
LF :)
Lawless Fever wrote:
> fosbe wrote:
> Lawless Fever wrote:
> I don't wanna have to dig back into the old LOTR topic every time I
> write a new part, so here's the entire cast list, for my and your
> reference:
>
> Ralph - Badgerman
> Jack - KR
> Piggy - Dr Kazama
> Simon - Swander87
> Roger - Linx
> Sam - ŽeDpAtH˛°°2
> Eric - Quinty
> Littlun 1 - The Iron Monkey
> Littlun 2 - Whitestripes
> Littlun 3 - Microchips
> Littlun 4 - Phi11ip
> Littlun 5 - **!Kerrang!**
> Army General 1 - Mr Gynaeacologist
> Army General 2 - Fuzzy
> Army General 3 - Fosbe HEY LOOK ITSS ME!! cOME ON PUT MY CHARACTER
> IN!! CAN YUO MAKE ME BIG AND SEXY AND THE ONE THAT GETS ALL THE
> GIRLS?
> Lord of the Flies - Turbonutter
>
> I've been erm...pre-occupied the past day or two, so I haven't been
> able to add anything, but I'll try to add two parts today. Here
> goes... Yeh we know you was smooching with your girl friend.
>
> Chapter 5: Beast From Water (other wise no as my dad)
> ------------------------------------------
>
> The scene opens in an assembly, and Badgerman motions for them all
> to
> sit. 'Right, I've got a few things on my agenda. Firstly, no bloody
> work is getting done! If you wanna get off this island, you're gonna
> have to work, and work hard! Secondly, nobody is obeying any of the
> rules we set, and we only set them yesterday for christ's sake! What
> about the fire? We ought to die before we let the fire out.',
> grimaces
> Badger.
>
> 'What about the beast?', questions Phi11ip, and this sparks a
> debate,
> as they all, especially the littluns, chat amongst themselves about
> the supposed beast.
>
> 'There can't be any beast! Me and my hunters have been all over the
> island, and not found any beast!', announces KR.
>
> 'KR's right, and in a world with science, a beast can't exist on
> this
> island anyway.', says Kazama.
>
> 'Wait! I saw something horrible around a mat of creepers. I think it
> was...the...the...beast...', proclaims Whitestripes.
>
> 'I'm sure I've seen a beast in the water! A beast in the water!',
> claims Iron Monkey.
>
> 'Look, I don't believe in any of you. There may be a beast on this
> island, but it is us, and only us.', announces Swander, but is
> recieved with laughter and joking from his 'peers'.
>
> 'Enough about this so-called beast. I have something else on my
> mind,
> our democratic chief, Badgerman. Why in the hell did you all vote
> him
> for chief? He can't hunt, he can't sing, he can't do sod all!',
> states
> KR, obviously somewhat jealous of Badger's authoritive position.
>
> 'What are you talking about!? He's a fine chief!', proclaims Kazama.
>
> 'And what's this really going to solve?' questions Swander.
>
> 'It's not a question if I am a better chief than him, because I am,
> and we should all have a re-count, because I should be chief, not
> him.', announces an angry KR. However, from here, the assembly falls
> apart, and many of the littluns and more boisterous of the group
> begin
> to dance and sing.
>
> To be continued... When he stops smooching that is.
>
> Was it really neccesarry to quote the entire post?
yes it really annoys people so dont do it again
> fosbe wrote:
> Lawless Fever wrote:
> I don't wanna have to dig back into the old LOTR topic every time I
> write a new part, so here's the entire cast list, for my and your
> reference:
>
> Ralph - Badgerman
> Jack - KR
> Piggy - Dr Kazama
> Simon - Swander87
> Roger - Linx
> Sam - ŽeDpAtH˛°°2
> Eric - Quinty
> Littlun 1 - The Iron Monkey
> Littlun 2 - Whitestripes
> Littlun 3 - Microchips
> Littlun 4 - Phi11ip
> Littlun 5 - **!Kerrang!**
> Army General 1 - Mr Gynaeacologist
> Army General 2 - Fuzzy
> Army General 3 - Fosbe HEY LOOK ITSS ME!! cOME ON PUT MY CHARACTER
> IN!! CAN YUO MAKE ME BIG AND SEXY AND THE ONE THAT GETS ALL THE
> GIRLS?
> Lord of the Flies - Turbonutter
>
> I've been erm...pre-occupied the past day or two, so I haven't been
> able to add anything, but I'll try to add two parts today. Here
> goes... Yeh we know you was smooching with your girl friend.
>
> Chapter 5: Beast From Water (other wise no as my dad)
> ------------------------------------------
>
> The scene opens in an assembly, and Badgerman motions for them all
> to
> sit. 'Right, I've got a few things on my agenda. Firstly, no bloody
> work is getting done! If you wanna get off this island, you're gonna
> have to work, and work hard! Secondly, nobody is obeying any of the
> rules we set, and we only set them yesterday for christ's sake! What
> about the fire? We ought to die before we let the fire out.',
> grimaces
> Badger.
>
> 'What about the beast?', questions Phi11ip, and this sparks a
> debate,
> as they all, especially the littluns, chat amongst themselves about
> the supposed beast.
>
> 'There can't be any beast! Me and my hunters have been all over the
> island, and not found any beast!', announces KR.
>
> 'KR's right, and in a world with science, a beast can't exist on
> this
> island anyway.', says Kazama.
>
> 'Wait! I saw something horrible around a mat of creepers. I think it
> was...the...the...beast...', proclaims Whitestripes.
>
> 'I'm sure I've seen a beast in the water! A beast in the water!',
> claims Iron Monkey.
>
> 'Look, I don't believe in any of you. There may be a beast on this
> island, but it is us, and only us.', announces Swander, but is
> recieved with laughter and joking from his 'peers'.
>
> 'Enough about this so-called beast. I have something else on my
> mind,
> our democratic chief, Badgerman. Why in the hell did you all vote
> him
> for chief? He can't hunt, he can't sing, he can't do sod all!',
> states
> KR, obviously somewhat jealous of Badger's authoritive position.
>
> 'What are you talking about!? He's a fine chief!', proclaims Kazama.
>
> 'And what's this really going to solve?' questions Swander.
>
> 'It's not a question if I am a better chief than him, because I am,
> and we should all have a re-count, because I should be chief, not
> him.', announces an angry KR. However, from here, the assembly falls
> apart, and many of the littluns and more boisterous of the group
> begin
> to dance and sing.
>
> To be continued... When he stops smooching that is.
>
> Was it really neccesarry to quote the entire post?
yes it really annoys people so dont do it again
fosbe wrote:
> Lawless Fever wrote:
> I don't wanna have to dig back into the old LOTR topic every time I
> write a new part, so here's the entire cast list, for my and your
> reference:
>
> Ralph - Badgerman
> Jack - KR
> Piggy - Dr Kazama
> Simon - Swander87
> Roger - Linx
> Sam - ŽeDpAtH˛°°2
> Eric - Quinty
> Littlun 1 - The Iron Monkey
> Littlun 2 - Whitestripes
> Littlun 3 - Microchips
> Littlun 4 - Phi11ip
> Littlun 5 - **!Kerrang!**
> Army General 1 - Mr Gynaeacologist
> Army General 2 - Fuzzy
> Army General 3 - Fosbe HEY LOOK ITSS ME!! cOME ON PUT MY CHARACTER
> IN!! CAN YUO MAKE ME BIG AND SEXY AND THE ONE THAT GETS ALL THE
> GIRLS?
> Lord of the Flies - Turbonutter
>
> I've been erm...pre-occupied the past day or two, so I haven't been
> able to add anything, but I'll try to add two parts today. Here
> goes... Yeh we know you was smooching with your girl friend.
>
> Chapter 5: Beast From Water (other wise no as my dad)
> ------------------------------------------
>
> The scene opens in an assembly, and Badgerman motions for them all
> to
> sit. 'Right, I've got a few things on my agenda. Firstly, no bloody
> work is getting done! If you wanna get off this island, you're gonna
> have to work, and work hard! Secondly, nobody is obeying any of the
> rules we set, and we only set them yesterday for christ's sake! What
> about the fire? We ought to die before we let the fire out.',
> grimaces
> Badger.
>
> 'What about the beast?', questions Phi11ip, and this sparks a
> debate,
> as they all, especially the littluns, chat amongst themselves about
> the supposed beast.
>
> 'There can't be any beast! Me and my hunters have been all over the
> island, and not found any beast!', announces KR.
>
> 'KR's right, and in a world with science, a beast can't exist on
> this
> island anyway.', says Kazama.
>
> 'Wait! I saw something horrible around a mat of creepers. I think it
> was...the...the...beast...', proclaims Whitestripes.
>
> 'I'm sure I've seen a beast in the water! A beast in the water!',
> claims Iron Monkey.
>
> 'Look, I don't believe in any of you. There may be a beast on this
> island, but it is us, and only us.', announces Swander, but is
> recieved with laughter and joking from his 'peers'.
>
> 'Enough about this so-called beast. I have something else on my
> mind,
> our democratic chief, Badgerman. Why in the hell did you all vote
> him
> for chief? He can't hunt, he can't sing, he can't do sod all!',
> states
> KR, obviously somewhat jealous of Badger's authoritive position.
>
> 'What are you talking about!? He's a fine chief!', proclaims Kazama.
>
> 'And what's this really going to solve?' questions Swander.
>
> 'It's not a question if I am a better chief than him, because I am,
> and we should all have a re-count, because I should be chief, not
> him.', announces an angry KR. However, from here, the assembly falls
> apart, and many of the littluns and more boisterous of the group
> begin
> to dance and sing.
>
> To be continued... When he stops smooching that is.
Was it really neccesarry to quote the entire post?
> Lawless Fever wrote:
> I don't wanna have to dig back into the old LOTR topic every time I
> write a new part, so here's the entire cast list, for my and your
> reference:
>
> Ralph - Badgerman
> Jack - KR
> Piggy - Dr Kazama
> Simon - Swander87
> Roger - Linx
> Sam - ŽeDpAtH˛°°2
> Eric - Quinty
> Littlun 1 - The Iron Monkey
> Littlun 2 - Whitestripes
> Littlun 3 - Microchips
> Littlun 4 - Phi11ip
> Littlun 5 - **!Kerrang!**
> Army General 1 - Mr Gynaeacologist
> Army General 2 - Fuzzy
> Army General 3 - Fosbe HEY LOOK ITSS ME!! cOME ON PUT MY CHARACTER
> IN!! CAN YUO MAKE ME BIG AND SEXY AND THE ONE THAT GETS ALL THE
> GIRLS?
> Lord of the Flies - Turbonutter
>
> I've been erm...pre-occupied the past day or two, so I haven't been
> able to add anything, but I'll try to add two parts today. Here
> goes... Yeh we know you was smooching with your girl friend.
>
> Chapter 5: Beast From Water (other wise no as my dad)
> ------------------------------------------
>
> The scene opens in an assembly, and Badgerman motions for them all
> to
> sit. 'Right, I've got a few things on my agenda. Firstly, no bloody
> work is getting done! If you wanna get off this island, you're gonna
> have to work, and work hard! Secondly, nobody is obeying any of the
> rules we set, and we only set them yesterday for christ's sake! What
> about the fire? We ought to die before we let the fire out.',
> grimaces
> Badger.
>
> 'What about the beast?', questions Phi11ip, and this sparks a
> debate,
> as they all, especially the littluns, chat amongst themselves about
> the supposed beast.
>
> 'There can't be any beast! Me and my hunters have been all over the
> island, and not found any beast!', announces KR.
>
> 'KR's right, and in a world with science, a beast can't exist on
> this
> island anyway.', says Kazama.
>
> 'Wait! I saw something horrible around a mat of creepers. I think it
> was...the...the...beast...', proclaims Whitestripes.
>
> 'I'm sure I've seen a beast in the water! A beast in the water!',
> claims Iron Monkey.
>
> 'Look, I don't believe in any of you. There may be a beast on this
> island, but it is us, and only us.', announces Swander, but is
> recieved with laughter and joking from his 'peers'.
>
> 'Enough about this so-called beast. I have something else on my
> mind,
> our democratic chief, Badgerman. Why in the hell did you all vote
> him
> for chief? He can't hunt, he can't sing, he can't do sod all!',
> states
> KR, obviously somewhat jealous of Badger's authoritive position.
>
> 'What are you talking about!? He's a fine chief!', proclaims Kazama.
>
> 'And what's this really going to solve?' questions Swander.
>
> 'It's not a question if I am a better chief than him, because I am,
> and we should all have a re-count, because I should be chief, not
> him.', announces an angry KR. However, from here, the assembly falls
> apart, and many of the littluns and more boisterous of the group
> begin
> to dance and sing.
>
> To be continued... When he stops smooching that is.
Was it really neccesarry to quote the entire post?
Lawless Fever wrote:
> I don't wanna have to dig back into the old LOTR topic every time I
> write a new part, so here's the entire cast list, for my and your
> reference:
>
> Ralph - Badgerman
> Jack - KR
> Piggy - Dr Kazama
> Simon - Swander87
> Roger - Linx
> Sam - ŽeDpAtH˛°°2
> Eric - Quinty
> Littlun 1 - The Iron Monkey
> Littlun 2 - Whitestripes
> Littlun 3 - Microchips
> Littlun 4 - Phi11ip
> Littlun 5 - **!Kerrang!**
> Army General 1 - Mr Gynaeacologist
> Army General 2 - Fuzzy
> Army General 3 - Fosbe HEY LOOK ITSS ME!! cOME ON PUT MY CHARACTER IN!! CAN YUO MAKE ME BIG AND SEXY AND THE ONE THAT GETS ALL THE GIRLS?
> Lord of the Flies - Turbonutter
>
> I've been erm...pre-occupied the past day or two, so I haven't been
> able to add anything, but I'll try to add two parts today. Here
> goes... Yeh we know you was smooching with your girl friend.
>
> Chapter 5: Beast From Water (other wise no as my dad)
> ------------------------------------------
>
> The scene opens in an assembly, and Badgerman motions for them all to
> sit. 'Right, I've got a few things on my agenda. Firstly, no bloody
> work is getting done! If you wanna get off this island, you're gonna
> have to work, and work hard! Secondly, nobody is obeying any of the
> rules we set, and we only set them yesterday for christ's sake! What
> about the fire? We ought to die before we let the fire out.', grimaces
> Badger.
>
> 'What about the beast?', questions Phi11ip, and this sparks a debate,
> as they all, especially the littluns, chat amongst themselves about
> the supposed beast.
>
> 'There can't be any beast! Me and my hunters have been all over the
> island, and not found any beast!', announces KR.
>
> 'KR's right, and in a world with science, a beast can't exist on this
> island anyway.', says Kazama.
>
> 'Wait! I saw something horrible around a mat of creepers. I think it
> was...the...the...beast...', proclaims Whitestripes.
>
> 'I'm sure I've seen a beast in the water! A beast in the water!',
> claims Iron Monkey.
>
> 'Look, I don't believe in any of you. There may be a beast on this
> island, but it is us, and only us.', announces Swander, but is
> recieved with laughter and joking from his 'peers'.
>
> 'Enough about this so-called beast. I have something else on my mind,
> our democratic chief, Badgerman. Why in the hell did you all vote him
> for chief? He can't hunt, he can't sing, he can't do sod all!', states
> KR, obviously somewhat jealous of Badger's authoritive position.
>
> 'What are you talking about!? He's a fine chief!', proclaims Kazama.
>
> 'And what's this really going to solve?' questions Swander.
>
> 'It's not a question if I am a better chief than him, because I am,
> and we should all have a re-count, because I should be chief, not
> him.', announces an angry KR. However, from here, the assembly falls
> apart, and many of the littluns and more boisterous of the group begin
> to dance and sing.
>
> To be continued... When he stops smooching that is.
> I don't wanna have to dig back into the old LOTR topic every time I
> write a new part, so here's the entire cast list, for my and your
> reference:
>
> Ralph - Badgerman
> Jack - KR
> Piggy - Dr Kazama
> Simon - Swander87
> Roger - Linx
> Sam - ŽeDpAtH˛°°2
> Eric - Quinty
> Littlun 1 - The Iron Monkey
> Littlun 2 - Whitestripes
> Littlun 3 - Microchips
> Littlun 4 - Phi11ip
> Littlun 5 - **!Kerrang!**
> Army General 1 - Mr Gynaeacologist
> Army General 2 - Fuzzy
> Army General 3 - Fosbe HEY LOOK ITSS ME!! cOME ON PUT MY CHARACTER IN!! CAN YUO MAKE ME BIG AND SEXY AND THE ONE THAT GETS ALL THE GIRLS?
> Lord of the Flies - Turbonutter
>
> I've been erm...pre-occupied the past day or two, so I haven't been
> able to add anything, but I'll try to add two parts today. Here
> goes... Yeh we know you was smooching with your girl friend.
>
> Chapter 5: Beast From Water (other wise no as my dad)
> ------------------------------------------
>
> The scene opens in an assembly, and Badgerman motions for them all to
> sit. 'Right, I've got a few things on my agenda. Firstly, no bloody
> work is getting done! If you wanna get off this island, you're gonna
> have to work, and work hard! Secondly, nobody is obeying any of the
> rules we set, and we only set them yesterday for christ's sake! What
> about the fire? We ought to die before we let the fire out.', grimaces
> Badger.
>
> 'What about the beast?', questions Phi11ip, and this sparks a debate,
> as they all, especially the littluns, chat amongst themselves about
> the supposed beast.
>
> 'There can't be any beast! Me and my hunters have been all over the
> island, and not found any beast!', announces KR.
>
> 'KR's right, and in a world with science, a beast can't exist on this
> island anyway.', says Kazama.
>
> 'Wait! I saw something horrible around a mat of creepers. I think it
> was...the...the...beast...', proclaims Whitestripes.
>
> 'I'm sure I've seen a beast in the water! A beast in the water!',
> claims Iron Monkey.
>
> 'Look, I don't believe in any of you. There may be a beast on this
> island, but it is us, and only us.', announces Swander, but is
> recieved with laughter and joking from his 'peers'.
>
> 'Enough about this so-called beast. I have something else on my mind,
> our democratic chief, Badgerman. Why in the hell did you all vote him
> for chief? He can't hunt, he can't sing, he can't do sod all!', states
> KR, obviously somewhat jealous of Badger's authoritive position.
>
> 'What are you talking about!? He's a fine chief!', proclaims Kazama.
>
> 'And what's this really going to solve?' questions Swander.
>
> 'It's not a question if I am a better chief than him, because I am,
> and we should all have a re-count, because I should be chief, not
> him.', announces an angry KR. However, from here, the assembly falls
> apart, and many of the littluns and more boisterous of the group begin
> to dance and sing.
>
> To be continued... When he stops smooching that is.
I don't wanna have to dig back into the old LOTR topic every time I write a new part, so here's the entire cast list, for my and your reference:
Ralph - Badgerman
Jack - KR
Piggy - Dr Kazama
Simon - Swander87
Roger - Linx
Sam - ŽeDpAtH˛°°2
Eric - Quinty
Littlun 1 - The Iron Monkey
Littlun 2 - Whitestripes
Littlun 3 - Microchips
Littlun 4 - Phi11ip
Littlun 5 - **!Kerrang!**
Army General 1 - Mr Gynaeacologist
Army General 2 - Fuzzy
Army General 3 - Fosbe
Lord of the Flies - Turbonutter
I've been erm...pre-occupied the past day or two, so I haven't been able to add anything, but I'll try to add two parts today. Here goes...
Chapter 5: Beast From Water
------------------------------------------
The scene opens in an assembly, and Badgerman motions for them all to sit. 'Right, I've got a few things on my agenda. Firstly, no bloody work is getting done! If you wanna get off this island, you're gonna have to work, and work hard! Secondly, nobody is obeying any of the rules we set, and we only set them yesterday for christ's sake! What about the fire? We ought to die before we let the fire out.', grimaces Badger.
'What about the beast?', questions Phi11ip, and this sparks a debate, as they all, especially the littluns, chat amongst themselves about the supposed beast.
'There can't be any beast! Me and my hunters have been all over the island, and not found any beast!', announces KR.
'KR's right, and in a world with science, a beast can't exist on this island anyway.', says Kazama.
'Wait! I saw something horrible around a mat of creepers. I think it was...the...the...beast...', proclaims Whitestripes.
'I'm sure I've seen a beast in the water! A beast in the water!', claims Iron Monkey.
'Look, I don't believe in any of you. There may be a beast on this island, but it is us, and only us.', announces Swander, but is recieved with laughter and joking from his 'peers'.
'Enough about this so-called beast. I have something else on my mind, our democratic chief, Badgerman. Why in the hell did you all vote him for chief? He can't hunt, he can't sing, he can't do sod all!', states KR, obviously somewhat jealous of Badger's authoritive position.
'What are you talking about!? He's a fine chief!', proclaims Kazama.
'And what's this really going to solve?' questions Swander.
'It's not a question if I am a better chief than him, because I am, and we should all have a re-count, because I should be chief, not him.', announces an angry KR. However, from here, the assembly falls apart, and many of the littluns and more boisterous of the group begin to dance and sing.
To be continued...
Ralph - Badgerman
Jack - KR
Piggy - Dr Kazama
Simon - Swander87
Roger - Linx
Sam - ŽeDpAtH˛°°2
Eric - Quinty
Littlun 1 - The Iron Monkey
Littlun 2 - Whitestripes
Littlun 3 - Microchips
Littlun 4 - Phi11ip
Littlun 5 - **!Kerrang!**
Army General 1 - Mr Gynaeacologist
Army General 2 - Fuzzy
Army General 3 - Fosbe
Lord of the Flies - Turbonutter
I've been erm...pre-occupied the past day or two, so I haven't been able to add anything, but I'll try to add two parts today. Here goes...
Chapter 5: Beast From Water
------------------------------------------
The scene opens in an assembly, and Badgerman motions for them all to sit. 'Right, I've got a few things on my agenda. Firstly, no bloody work is getting done! If you wanna get off this island, you're gonna have to work, and work hard! Secondly, nobody is obeying any of the rules we set, and we only set them yesterday for christ's sake! What about the fire? We ought to die before we let the fire out.', grimaces Badger.
'What about the beast?', questions Phi11ip, and this sparks a debate, as they all, especially the littluns, chat amongst themselves about the supposed beast.
'There can't be any beast! Me and my hunters have been all over the island, and not found any beast!', announces KR.
'KR's right, and in a world with science, a beast can't exist on this island anyway.', says Kazama.
'Wait! I saw something horrible around a mat of creepers. I think it was...the...the...beast...', proclaims Whitestripes.
'I'm sure I've seen a beast in the water! A beast in the water!', claims Iron Monkey.
'Look, I don't believe in any of you. There may be a beast on this island, but it is us, and only us.', announces Swander, but is recieved with laughter and joking from his 'peers'.
'Enough about this so-called beast. I have something else on my mind, our democratic chief, Badgerman. Why in the hell did you all vote him for chief? He can't hunt, he can't sing, he can't do sod all!', states KR, obviously somewhat jealous of Badger's authoritive position.
'What are you talking about!? He's a fine chief!', proclaims Kazama.
'And what's this really going to solve?' questions Swander.
'It's not a question if I am a better chief than him, because I am, and we should all have a re-count, because I should be chief, not him.', announces an angry KR. However, from here, the assembly falls apart, and many of the littluns and more boisterous of the group begin to dance and sing.
To be continued...
he he
my character is excellent!
can't wait for part 5
my character is excellent!
can't wait for part 5
Wow, these are pretty good!
I was never told about updates so I had to read from the 2-4
:D
I was never told about updates so I had to read from the 2-4
:D
*Ugh*! Lord Of The Flies! Provocative and really rather good, if a little scary. Read my 'Two Sides Of The Same Heart' in Life, The Univers & everything.
Damn, what an excellent plug! Good adaptation though!
Damn, what an excellent plug! Good adaptation though!
SHOOT i forgot what happens ill have to wait a few days till i have downloaded it....*mumbles to self"lousy memory" then hits wall very hard and breaks fingers*
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