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"Testicles."

Have you noticed that testicles are a funny shape, so that when you sit down and cross your legs, they kind of fit neatly together without getting squashed.

That proves God is a man, surely?

At least you haven't said the W word that ends with a Y!

That's me convinced.

When I said "crossed", I meant when you lay on the sofa watching telly, and you cross them at the ankles.

I would have thought the old meat an 2 veg would get squashed, but because they're a funny shape, they don't.

Therefore, God is a man, and he intended us to relax on the sofa with a beer and watch telly.

Some poofter in my year sits like some praying Buddha with his legs wrapped around each other.

Psycho.

I cross them at my ankles sometimes, but other than that, I sit like a real man. Now, where's my club?

I've never crossed my legs

I shall try









No... that just hurt and seemed wrong.

YH sits with legs crossed...

YH can sit with legs crossed without crunching testicles...

YH starting to confuse us...

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Men do not cross their legs

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Here, here!

Ant wrote:
> At my school, we're not *allowed* to sit with our legs crossed.
>
> If I happened to inadvertently take part in such a controversial
> activity, I would be the subject of abuse for many months to come.

I sit with my legs wide open. I don't feel comfotable with them shut.

You men are all sick.

Crossing your legs and looking down at your testicles.

*Goes off for a minute*

*Comes back*

You're definetly right, YH>