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Have you noticed that testicles are a funny shape, so that when you sit down and cross your legs, they kind of fit neatly together without getting squashed.
That proves God is a man, surely?
That proves God is a man, surely?
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WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> So what is your most painful ever experience, nad-wise?
Not mine but makes me cringe whenever I remember it,
One of my mates was climbing up the pole that holds the washing line in his garden when he was about 11 and he slipped down, it was one of thoses ones that has the sticking out bit where you wind the line round and you can guess where it caught him as he fell down.
Needless to say he is only left with one now.
aarrghhh..
> So what is your most painful ever experience, nad-wise?
Not mine but makes me cringe whenever I remember it,
One of my mates was climbing up the pole that holds the washing line in his garden when he was about 11 and he slipped down, it was one of thoses ones that has the sticking out bit where you wind the line round and you can guess where it caught him as he fell down.
Needless to say he is only left with one now.
aarrghhh..
howarrob wrote:
> If God was a man, why did he give women multiple orgasms and not men!
Ah, but men can have multiple orgasms!
> If God was a man, why did he give women multiple orgasms and not men!
Ah, but men can have multiple orgasms!
Your Honour wrote:
> When I said "crossed", I meant when you lay on the sofa
> watching telly, and you cross them at the ankles.
>
> I would have thought the old meat an 2 veg would get squashed, but
> because they're a funny shape, they don't.
>
> Therefore, God is a man, and he intended us to relax on the sofa with
> a beer and watch telly.
If God was a man, why did he give women multiple orgasms and not men!
> When I said "crossed", I meant when you lay on the sofa
> watching telly, and you cross them at the ankles.
>
> I would have thought the old meat an 2 veg would get squashed, but
> because they're a funny shape, they don't.
>
> Therefore, God is a man, and he intended us to relax on the sofa with
> a beer and watch telly.
If God was a man, why did he give women multiple orgasms and not men!
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> It was almost like Matrix bullet-time - I could see what was going to
> happen, but couldn't avoid it.
>
> The ball hit me square in the nads, driving them backwards and
> upwards.
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Errrrr.... ouch!
> It was almost like Matrix bullet-time - I could see what was going to
> happen, but couldn't avoid it.
>
> The ball hit me square in the nads, driving them backwards and
> upwards.
---
Errrrr.... ouch!
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Mine was while playing tennis. My opponent served, and the ball span
> strangely off of a dig on the court. It was almost like Matrix bullet- > time - I could see what was going to happen, but couldn't avoid it.
> The ball hit me square in the nads, driving them backwards and upwards.
Ouch, i feel for you man.
*winces at the thought of such pain!*
> Mine was while playing tennis. My opponent served, and the ball span
> strangely off of a dig on the court. It was almost like Matrix bullet- > time - I could see what was going to happen, but couldn't avoid it.
> The ball hit me square in the nads, driving them backwards and upwards.
Ouch, i feel for you man.
*winces at the thought of such pain!*
Your Honour wrote:
> Ouch!
>
> Don't think I've had anything as bad as that, unless the pain has
> erased the whole thing from my memory.
>
> I think I've had the standard "trying to show off on your bike,
> but then slip onto the crossbar" type nad-squashing, but most
> people I know have had that.
>
> Nearly got shot in the testes when I was paintballing the other week,
> luckily it missed because that WOULD have hurt.
Been there done that couldn't walk for a week and last week ladies and gentlemen I got shot in the eye with a bb gun!
> Ouch!
>
> Don't think I've had anything as bad as that, unless the pain has
> erased the whole thing from my memory.
>
> I think I've had the standard "trying to show off on your bike,
> but then slip onto the crossbar" type nad-squashing, but most
> people I know have had that.
>
> Nearly got shot in the testes when I was paintballing the other week,
> luckily it missed because that WOULD have hurt.
Been there done that couldn't walk for a week and last week ladies and gentlemen I got shot in the eye with a bb gun!
Ouch!
Don't think I've had anything as bad as that, unless the pain has erased the whole thing from my memory.
I think I've had the standard "trying to show off on your bike, but then slip onto the crossbar" type nad-squashing, but most people I know have had that.
Nearly got shot in the testes when I was paintballing the other week, luckily it missed because that WOULD have hurt.
Don't think I've had anything as bad as that, unless the pain has erased the whole thing from my memory.
I think I've had the standard "trying to show off on your bike, but then slip onto the crossbar" type nad-squashing, but most people I know have had that.
Nearly got shot in the testes when I was paintballing the other week, luckily it missed because that WOULD have hurt.
So what is your most painful ever experience, nad-wise?
Mine was while playing tennis. My opponent served, and the ball span strangely off of a dig on the court.
It was almost like Matrix bullet-time - I could see what was going to happen, but couldn't avoid it.
The ball hit me square in the nads, driving them backwards and upwards.
It was a full 20-25 minutes before I could stand again, and probably nearer an hour before I could do anything other than hobble along like a one-legged drunkard on a sheet of ice.
Mine was while playing tennis. My opponent served, and the ball span strangely off of a dig on the court.
It was almost like Matrix bullet-time - I could see what was going to happen, but couldn't avoid it.
The ball hit me square in the nads, driving them backwards and upwards.
It was a full 20-25 minutes before I could stand again, and probably nearer an hour before I could do anything other than hobble along like a one-legged drunkard on a sheet of ice.
Ah, good point Wookiee, and I think it's all to do with balance. There should be balance in everything.
We get to laze around with a beer and watch the footy all summer, which is blatantly A Good Thing. To counter this there has to be balance, A Bad Thing, which is the pain when you get kicked in the 'nads.
We get to laze around with a beer and watch the footy all summer, which is blatantly A Good Thing. To counter this there has to be balance, A Bad Thing, which is the pain when you get kicked in the 'nads.
Your Honour wrote:
> Therefore, God is a man, and he intended us to relax on the sofa with
> a beer and watch telly.
Maybe, but why put so many pain receptors in there and leave it all on the outside where it's vulnerable?
> Therefore, God is a man, and he intended us to relax on the sofa with
> a beer and watch telly.
Maybe, but why put so many pain receptors in there and leave it all on the outside where it's vulnerable?
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