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I hope SR won't object to this one, but there's no swearing in it or anything...
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic... but he has never had sex before so he makes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack.
"I'm really going to give it to this girl", the boy tells the pharmacist, "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice."
The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic... but he has never had sex before so he makes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack.
"I'm really going to give it to this girl", the boy tells the pharmacist, "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice."
The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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I hope SR won't object to this one, but there's no swearing in it or anything...
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic... but he has never had sex before so he makes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack.
"I'm really going to give it to this girl", the boy tells the pharmacist, "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice."
The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic... but he has never had sex before so he makes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack.
"I'm really going to give it to this girl", the boy tells the pharmacist, "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice."
The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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