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After I've been watching Star Wars Episode 2 i have a couple of Questions:
1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?
2. Why does Anakin look gay?
3. Why can't Yoda talk properly?
4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?
5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?
6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the end?
7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days
8. How do they Jedis jump so high?
9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?
10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?
11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?
Thanks a lot.
1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?
2. Why does Anakin look gay?
3. Why can't Yoda talk properly?
4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?
5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?
6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the end?
7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days
8. How do they Jedis jump so high?
9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?
10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?
11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?
Thanks a lot.
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There is the Jedi whose head looks like a nob. And there is Mace Windu who is me.
I want to know why people clapped as well. And why Yoda pretends he has a walking stick when in fact we now know its an askirima. In fact, what IS the point of Yoda being so fragile and pathetic when he can fly. He can jump in one direction, turn around mid air and jump in another. Strange.
I love Yoda. I love Star Wars.
I wanna see it again.
I want to know why people clapped as well. And why Yoda pretends he has a walking stick when in fact we now know its an askirima. In fact, what IS the point of Yoda being so fragile and pathetic when he can fly. He can jump in one direction, turn around mid air and jump in another. Strange.
I love Yoda. I love Star Wars.
I wanna see it again.
AfroJoe wrote:
> Stryke wrote:
> Many non-human Jedi. Ki-Adi-Mundi for one. And the smug green bloke
> with tentacles.
>
> ---
>
> He ruled!
--
Wasn't he class? He cuts down a droid and is SO smug about it. I dub him my 3rd favourite Jedi, after Mace and Obi-Wan, and will find out his name. SmugMan, probably.
> Stryke wrote:
> Many non-human Jedi. Ki-Adi-Mundi for one. And the smug green bloke
> with tentacles.
>
> ---
>
> He ruled!
--
Wasn't he class? He cuts down a droid and is SO smug about it. I dub him my 3rd favourite Jedi, after Mace and Obi-Wan, and will find out his name. SmugMan, probably.
HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> After I've been watching Star Wars Episode 2 i have a couple of
> Questions:
>
> 1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?
Because she's Leia's mother
>
> 2. Why does Anakin look gay?
Because he's Luke's father
>
> 3. Why can't Yoda talk properly?
He never passed English GCSE
>
> 4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?
"Look at me, judge me by my size, do you?"
>
> 5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?
He's not
>
> 6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the
> end?
Because he's Yoda, duh!
>
> 7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the
> technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days
Because we're stupid
> 8. How do they Jedis jump so high?
They use the force to levitate themselves
> 9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?
He isn't programmed to
>
> 10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?
Because of the sounds they make
> 11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?
Ep 3 in three years (so they say) and 4 and 5 twenty years ago
> Thanks a lot.
No, thank YOU
> After I've been watching Star Wars Episode 2 i have a couple of
> Questions:
>
> 1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?
Because she's Leia's mother
>
> 2. Why does Anakin look gay?
Because he's Luke's father
>
> 3. Why can't Yoda talk properly?
He never passed English GCSE
>
> 4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?
"Look at me, judge me by my size, do you?"
>
> 5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?
He's not
>
> 6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the
> end?
Because he's Yoda, duh!
>
> 7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the
> technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days
Because we're stupid
> 8. How do they Jedis jump so high?
They use the force to levitate themselves
> 9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?
He isn't programmed to
>
> 10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?
Because of the sounds they make
> 11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?
Ep 3 in three years (so they say) and 4 and 5 twenty years ago
> Thanks a lot.
No, thank YOU
Stryke wrote:
and will find out his name. SmugMan, probably.
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No, that would be you
and will find out his name. SmugMan, probably.
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No, that would be you
HálloHowArtThou wrote:
>After I've been watching Star Wars Episode 2 i have a couple of
>Questions:
1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?
She just is
He has a speach impediment which puts the verbs at the end of the sentance (poor guy)
4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?
'Never judge people by what's on the outside but what's on the inside'
5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?
He isn't
6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the end?
WHY?
7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the
technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days?
We're stupid humans
8. How do they Jedis jump so high?
Moonboots
9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?
He's a robot
10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?
What IS so amazing about grown mn swinging lights around?
11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?
They're out
> Thanks a lot.
>After I've been watching Star Wars Episode 2 i have a couple of
>Questions:
1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?
She just is
He has a speach impediment which puts the verbs at the end of the sentance (poor guy)
4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?
'Never judge people by what's on the outside but what's on the inside'
5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?
He isn't
6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the end?
WHY?
7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the
technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days?
We're stupid humans
8. How do they Jedis jump so high?
Moonboots
9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?
He's a robot
10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?
What IS so amazing about grown mn swinging lights around?
11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?
They're out
> Thanks a lot.
5 sets of answers.. yet none of them are alike,
1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?
Padme has to be in the film because she is Luke Skywalkers mum, and Anakin is his Dad. So sometime in Episode III she has to give birth to Luke then die. This I guess is just a way of not making her just appear.
2. Why does Anakin look gay?
He doesn't thats just you.
3. Why can't Yoda talk properly?
Because he's over 700(or 7000) years old...and a Muppet.
4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?
Size doesn't matter
5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?
He isn't. Open your eyes when watching any Star Wars movie and you'll see.
6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the end?
Because it was cool, and they are sad.
7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days
It's fiction. Duh.
8. How do they Jedis jump so high?
The Force.
9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?
He does, just in robot.
10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?
Wouldn't you like to have a sword made out of energy and that goes "vruum vruoom"?
11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?
Episode III is out innnn 2004, Episode IV is already out (A New Hope) and so is Episode V (The Empire Strikes Back)
******
Whoo hoo! I'm a geek!
Padme has to be in the film because she is Luke Skywalkers mum, and Anakin is his Dad. So sometime in Episode III she has to give birth to Luke then die. This I guess is just a way of not making her just appear.
2. Why does Anakin look gay?
He doesn't thats just you.
3. Why can't Yoda talk properly?
Because he's over 700(or 7000) years old...and a Muppet.
4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?
Size doesn't matter
5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?
He isn't. Open your eyes when watching any Star Wars movie and you'll see.
6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the end?
Because it was cool, and they are sad.
7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days
It's fiction. Duh.
8. How do they Jedis jump so high?
The Force.
9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?
He does, just in robot.
10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?
Wouldn't you like to have a sword made out of energy and that goes "vruum vruoom"?
11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?
Episode III is out innnn 2004, Episode IV is already out (A New Hope) and so is Episode V (The Empire Strikes Back)
******
Whoo hoo! I'm a geek!
Mystique wrote:
> 1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?
>
> Padme has to be in the film because she is Luke Skywalkers mum, and
> Anakin is his Dad. So sometime in Episode III she has to give birth to
> Luke then die. This I guess is just a way of not making her just
> appear.
*******
I read that wrong.
I'm so dumb.
She's fit cos err dunno she just is.
*Hides her face*
> 1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?
>
> Padme has to be in the film because she is Luke Skywalkers mum, and
> Anakin is his Dad. So sometime in Episode III she has to give birth to
> Luke then die. This I guess is just a way of not making her just
> appear.
*******
I read that wrong.
I'm so dumb.
She's fit cos err dunno she just is.
*Hides her face*
i knew you'd pop it :-)
Laughs at Myst for mistake on Q1.
Laughs at Myst for mistake on Q1.
Ok so I missed two words when readin it!
It's late! I'm tired! Gawd, why do you all have to pick on me.
Nobody loves me :(...
It's late! I'm tired! Gawd, why do you all have to pick on me.
Nobody loves me :(...
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