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After I've been watching Star Wars Episode 2 i have a couple of Questions:

1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?

2. Why does Anakin look gay?

3. Why can't Yoda talk properly?

4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?

5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?

6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the end?

7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days

8. How do they Jedis jump so high?

9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?

10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?

11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?

Thanks a lot.

After I've been watching Star Wars Episode 2 i have a couple of Questions:

1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?

2. Why does Anakin look gay?

3. Why can't Yoda talk properly?

4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?

5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?

6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the end?

7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days

8. How do they Jedis jump so high?

9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?

10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?

11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?

Thanks a lot.

i didnt relise there was 5 episodes.

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> After I've been watching Star Wars Episode 2 i have a couple of
> Questions:
>
> 1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?
> whatever
> 2. Why does Anakin look gay?
> once again, whatever
> 3. Why can't Yoda talk properly?
> because he is cool
> 4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?
> he has more control over the force
> 5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?
> he isn't
> 6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the
> end?
> because, once again, yoda is cool
> 7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the
> technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days
> because "a long time ago" is still in the future
> 8. How do they Jedis jump so high?
> they use the force
> 9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?
> because he's a robot
> 10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?
> they are hard to swing, it's like using a sword. can you do that?
> 11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?
> 4 and 5 were the originals,
get your facts straight
> Thanks a lot.

1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film? CGI special effects.

2. Why does Anakin look gay? He has to have a reason to join the Dark Side, doesn't he?

3. Why can't Yoda talk properly? Because he's Yoda.

4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller? Because he's Yoda.

5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi? Because he's Yoda.

6. Why did the audience start clapping when Yoda appeared at the end?Because he's Yoda.

7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the
technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days? Read the next bit. It happened in a galaxy far, far away, not Earth.

8. How do they Jedis jump so high? Because they're Jedis.

9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk? Dunno actually.

10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around? They have lightsabres when they are doing it.

11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out? After 1 and 2.

Hope that helped.

Was the film any good?

HálloHowArtThou wrote:

> 1. Why is Senator Padme so fit in the film?

She's fit in real life too.


> 4. Why is Yoda more powerful when he is clearly smaller?
Because he is a master of the force

> 5. Why is Yoda the only non-human Jedi?
He isn't, you need to watch closer.

> 7. If all this happened 'a long time ago' then why don't we have the
> technology they have availabe to them availabe to us these days
"In a galaxy far far away"
It is *only* a film.

> 8. How do they Jedis jump so high?
The force

> 9. Why can;t R2-D2 talk?
He is a maintenance droid.

> 10. What is so amazing about grown men swinging lights around?
Lightsabers are a true jedi's weapon and kickass thats all. They rule.

> 11. When does Episode 3, 4 and 5 come out?
Episode 5 and 5 are already out (the oldest Star wars films)

fosbe wrote:
> i didnt relise there was 5 episodes.

*stumbles around in disbelief*

Have you been living in a cave?

i wonder if anyone here can't answer these questions? ridiculous

fosbe wrote:
> Was the film any good?

To sum it all up three words came into my head at the end here they are in no particular order:

'ending'
'hype'
'cheesy'

I'll let you guess the order.........

Episode 5 is out.

5, 6 and 7 are the episodes that we've all seen before.

All we need to wait for now are 3 and 4.