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"Why don't you get a Cube?"

Why don’t you get a cube?

My friend’s got an Xbox and he hates that piece,
He tells me everyday,
He says “Man I really gotta sell this beast”
In the worst kind of way.

It sits on the ground because its too overgrown,
To sit atop his bedroom T.V,
And this is just one reason why he wants to flog,
His damn Xbox off to me!

I won’t play, I wont play, No waaaaay!
Nah nah, why don’t you get a cube!
Only way, only way, only waaaaay,
Nah nah, why don’t you get a cube?

I guess all Bill’s money well it isn’t enough,
To keep all the sceptics at bay,
No matter how much he tries to pay his way in,
The ‘box will still fade away.

I won’t play, I won’t play, no waaaaay,
Nah nah, why don’t you get a cube,
Only way, only way, only waaaaay,
Is to go and get yourself a GameCube.

Well I guess it ain’t easy to play trash all day loooong, oh yeah!
But hey man, you’re the one who bought the console, now you pay.

My friends got a ‘station and she hates that scrap,
She tells me everyday,
She asks “Don’t suppose you’d wanna buy this crap?”
I say girl, there ain’t no way!

I won’t play, I won’t play, No waaaay,
Nah nah, why don’t you get a cube!
Only way, only way, Only waaaay,
Is to ditch that thing and buy a Gamecube!

(You know you wanna)

LoL, gamecube. What a pile of pants (I think) X-Box, a bit better than a GC but still I don't like either. We all know PS2's are the way of the future and PS3's and 6's which you may have read about but you probably havn't.

i guess the people who don't like the poem are just those who disagree with its views.

Oh no, now i'm coming down with trippleitus

I'm not an offspring fan, but I know of the song, can't remember the chorus bit!

Even though, after reading the first line, that song came to mind!
Funny that!

i don't claim that its the best poem ever, but to ridicule it is just a waste of time, wouldn't you think?
i doubt you aren't offspring fans

Sgt Pepper wrote:
> Tóm wrote:
> Am I the only one that thought this poem was utter tosh?
>
> oh no no no no no

But can I get cheap car insurance?

Ohhh yyesss!

Sgt Pepper wrote:
> Tóm wrote:
> Am I the only one that thought this poem was utter tosh?
>
> oh no no no no no

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Told you.

Tóm wrote:
> Am I the only one that thought this poem was utter tosh?

oh no no no no no

Tóm wrote:
> Am I the only one that thought this poem was utter tosh?

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Nope.

Edgy wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
>
> Wow! Behold O-Messiah-O, the master of the subtle touch.
>
> And The Offspring are indeed THE greatest band ever to walk the
> Earth,
> which is why I loved that poem thing so much. Good work, sweet-fa.
>
> I think you'll find S-Club Juniors are the greatest actually.
>
>


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Oops. Sorry, Edgy. I was cleaning it and it went off.