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Sorry for the long topic, I just had to include that Damo ruined RAW for me. :)
Anyway, earlier on I had crawled into this house, where someone was playing WWF Smackdown. When this huge person had finished, me and a few buddies, carried the CD all the way to our large hive...nest...whatever we Ants live in. Anyway, we took it to Queen Antonia so she could inspect it, and she asked me a question, as I am the gaming expert for ants. She asked "What is better, the slower, more technical WWF games, or the button pushing, 10 hit combos of beat 'em ups such as Tekken, Street Fighter or Soul Caliber?" I went away and thought about this, and I came up with the answer that they are both different. While WWF games may not be as rewarding as the 10 hit combos, you still feel quite a lot of pleasure when deliver a chokeslam, or whack someone over the head with a steel chair. Also, in beat 'em ups, you will not have a stroyline, in which WWF games do kind of have, and you get more titles, or rewards, in a WWF game. There are quite a lot of differences. I went and played them both on the miniature Playstation (well, it may seem miniature to you, anyway), WWF Smackdown and Tekken 3. I like them both, but the are quite different to each other. Queen Antonia asked me for an answer, and if I didn't give the right one, she would eat me for her lunch. The right answer (to her, anyway) was that beat 'em ups were best, as she loves beat 'em ups. I know that was wrong, but I didn't feel like being eaten.
Don't ask me why I told you that, it was just a little story form my daily life as an ant. I get such a better life than the digger ants, who dig all day, while I play games on the miniature consoles!!! IT'S SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for reading, form your local ant, you never know, I could be crawling into your house one day, Ant.
PS I did take the game back, by the way.
:)
Anyway, earlier on I had crawled into this house, where someone was playing WWF Smackdown. When this huge person had finished, me and a few buddies, carried the CD all the way to our large hive...nest...whatever we Ants live in. Anyway, we took it to Queen Antonia so she could inspect it, and she asked me a question, as I am the gaming expert for ants. She asked "What is better, the slower, more technical WWF games, or the button pushing, 10 hit combos of beat 'em ups such as Tekken, Street Fighter or Soul Caliber?" I went away and thought about this, and I came up with the answer that they are both different. While WWF games may not be as rewarding as the 10 hit combos, you still feel quite a lot of pleasure when deliver a chokeslam, or whack someone over the head with a steel chair. Also, in beat 'em ups, you will not have a stroyline, in which WWF games do kind of have, and you get more titles, or rewards, in a WWF game. There are quite a lot of differences. I went and played them both on the miniature Playstation (well, it may seem miniature to you, anyway), WWF Smackdown and Tekken 3. I like them both, but the are quite different to each other. Queen Antonia asked me for an answer, and if I didn't give the right one, she would eat me for her lunch. The right answer (to her, anyway) was that beat 'em ups were best, as she loves beat 'em ups. I know that was wrong, but I didn't feel like being eaten.
Don't ask me why I told you that, it was just a little story form my daily life as an ant. I get such a better life than the digger ants, who dig all day, while I play games on the miniature consoles!!! IT'S SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for reading, form your local ant, you never know, I could be crawling into your house one day, Ant.
PS I did take the game back, by the way.
:)
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HEY, I JUST MADE MY FIRST JOKE ABOUT THE PS2 SHORTAGES!!!!
Where is everyone, I want to tell them!!!
Where is everyone, I want to tell them!!!
Oh right, I met a dungbeetle a few days ago. He was quite nice, and told me they don't have consoles and games. I showed him them at my home, and he jumped for joy and went to tell his friends about the joys of Gaming. I then organised peace between us and his group. I was promoted from assistant game reviewer, to main game reviewer, as my boss got eaten 'cos he told the Queen that Sony didn't have enough consoles for then to get one for Christmas.
:) That is the first bad thing I've said about Sony's shortages.
:) That is the first bad thing I've said about Sony's shortages.
The future of gaming depends on a Cockroach, ant and a beetle.
NOT THE COCKROACHES NEXT DOOR!!! They have stolen our games, as well as the food we pick, they once stole our DREAMCAST WHEN THEY LOST THEIR SHRINKING MECHANISM!!!!
What are you talking about, Ant's and cockroaches should be mates.
Please read and in some way reply. Oh c**p, THE COCKROACHES ARE HERE!!! NOOOOO!!!!! BATTLE!!!!!
Sorry for the long topic, I just had to include that Damo ruined RAW for me. :)
Anyway, earlier on I had crawled into this house, where someone was playing WWF Smackdown. When this huge person had finished, me and a few buddies, carried the CD all the way to our large hive...nest...whatever we Ants live in. Anyway, we took it to Queen Antonia so she could inspect it, and she asked me a question, as I am the gaming expert for ants. She asked "What is better, the slower, more technical WWF games, or the button pushing, 10 hit combos of beat 'em ups such as Tekken, Street Fighter or Soul Caliber?" I went away and thought about this, and I came up with the answer that they are both different. While WWF games may not be as rewarding as the 10 hit combos, you still feel quite a lot of pleasure when deliver a chokeslam, or whack someone over the head with a steel chair. Also, in beat 'em ups, you will not have a stroyline, in which WWF games do kind of have, and you get more titles, or rewards, in a WWF game. There are quite a lot of differences. I went and played them both on the miniature Playstation (well, it may seem miniature to you, anyway), WWF Smackdown and Tekken 3. I like them both, but the are quite different to each other. Queen Antonia asked me for an answer, and if I didn't give the right one, she would eat me for her lunch. The right answer (to her, anyway) was that beat 'em ups were best, as she loves beat 'em ups. I know that was wrong, but I didn't feel like being eaten.
Don't ask me why I told you that, it was just a little story form my daily life as an ant. I get such a better life than the digger ants, who dig all day, while I play games on the miniature consoles!!! IT'S SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for reading, form your local ant, you never know, I could be crawling into your house one day, Ant.
PS I did take the game back, by the way.
:)
Anyway, earlier on I had crawled into this house, where someone was playing WWF Smackdown. When this huge person had finished, me and a few buddies, carried the CD all the way to our large hive...nest...whatever we Ants live in. Anyway, we took it to Queen Antonia so she could inspect it, and she asked me a question, as I am the gaming expert for ants. She asked "What is better, the slower, more technical WWF games, or the button pushing, 10 hit combos of beat 'em ups such as Tekken, Street Fighter or Soul Caliber?" I went away and thought about this, and I came up with the answer that they are both different. While WWF games may not be as rewarding as the 10 hit combos, you still feel quite a lot of pleasure when deliver a chokeslam, or whack someone over the head with a steel chair. Also, in beat 'em ups, you will not have a stroyline, in which WWF games do kind of have, and you get more titles, or rewards, in a WWF game. There are quite a lot of differences. I went and played them both on the miniature Playstation (well, it may seem miniature to you, anyway), WWF Smackdown and Tekken 3. I like them both, but the are quite different to each other. Queen Antonia asked me for an answer, and if I didn't give the right one, she would eat me for her lunch. The right answer (to her, anyway) was that beat 'em ups were best, as she loves beat 'em ups. I know that was wrong, but I didn't feel like being eaten.
Don't ask me why I told you that, it was just a little story form my daily life as an ant. I get such a better life than the digger ants, who dig all day, while I play games on the miniature consoles!!! IT'S SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for reading, form your local ant, you never know, I could be crawling into your house one day, Ant.
PS I did take the game back, by the way.
:)
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