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"Hello, it's me again. You know me, I'm very strong as I can carry objects twice my weight. Who ruined RAW??"

Sorry for the long topic, I just had to include that Damo ruined RAW for me. :)
Anyway, earlier on I had crawled into this house, where someone was playing WWF Smackdown. When this huge person had finished, me and a few buddies, carried the CD all the way to our large hive...nest...whatever we Ants live in. Anyway, we took it to Queen Antonia so she could inspect it, and she asked me a question, as I am the gaming expert for ants. She asked "What is better, the slower, more technical WWF games, or the button pushing, 10 hit combos of beat 'em ups such as Tekken, Street Fighter or Soul Caliber?" I went away and thought about this, and I came up with the answer that they are both different. While WWF games may not be as rewarding as the 10 hit combos, you still feel quite a lot of pleasure when deliver a chokeslam, or whack someone over the head with a steel chair. Also, in beat 'em ups, you will not have a stroyline, in which WWF games do kind of have, and you get more titles, or rewards, in a WWF game. There are quite a lot of differences. I went and played them both on the miniature Playstation (well, it may seem miniature to you, anyway), WWF Smackdown and Tekken 3. I like them both, but the are quite different to each other. Queen Antonia asked me for an answer, and if I didn't give the right one, she would eat me for her lunch. The right answer (to her, anyway) was that beat 'em ups were best, as she loves beat 'em ups. I know that was wrong, but I didn't feel like being eaten.
Don't ask me why I told you that, it was just a little story form my daily life as an ant. I get such a better life than the digger ants, who dig all day, while I play games on the miniature consoles!!! IT'S SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for reading, form your local ant, you never know, I could be crawling into your house one day, Ant.
PS I did take the game back, by the way.
:)

HA HA!!! I didn't take the sugar though!! I knew it was a trick. FOR THAT WE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!

Ha Ha you took the sugar.

Poisoned it was.

By now it would have spread throughout the entire colony.

Weakened you are.

Follow you I did to locate your nest.

Prepare for a boiling water attack!

PS Millennium Dome? Rubbish it is!

Ha! don't even watch that crap!

I agree. They call it UK Heat, and in the US they get a better version of it?!?!

To be honest, I prefer the Rock and Triple H, theyre more funny against Angle. I think that Heat is a cheap rip off
of the better shows RAW and SMACKDOWN.

2 MATCHES!!!!

Strike a light.


Oh dear...the puns just get worse and worse.

Give up hope all ye who enter.

I especially enjoyed Smackdown, as Too Cool got to be in the main event, even though they lost, it was a good perfomance against my ex-3rd favourite Rikishi. Grandmaster Sexay did the Hip Hop Drop!! AND it was only about the second time I've actually heard Scotty talking, and the first time ever I'd heard Grandmaster talking! It was like their first bit of fame. I'm going over the top here because I L0VE Too Cool and I've only been watching it for a few months, and they haven't been doing much important stuff lately. Anyway, who are your favourites, or favourite?? I actually don't mind Kurt Angle, but only 'cos he's funny. Edge and Christian are VERY VERY funny, especially Edge. Anyway, I was just giving you the lo down on who I like. Get the joke, lo down-Lo Down?????
:) Ther
Thanks for reading, Ant.
PS DID YOU SEE HEAT??? 2 MATCHES!!! JUST 2 MATCHES!!!!!!!
ARRRGGHHH!!!

Ant, did you enjoy RAW and SMACKDOWN! this weekend? It wasnt bad was it? I loved it when Kurt cried like a baby when he won the title at No Mercy, I couldnt stop laughing!

Humm. Nothing to say.