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"Me for Notability: The Evil Reign Will Begin"

Greetings, mortal beings. I have taken the time to summon you all here in order to inform you of a new being of power. I, Dark Mark: The Evil Albino, am beginning my diabolical scheme to gain power over all human kind and become the ultimate supernatural being.....A NOTABLE!!!

With my evil rise to power, I promise all of you foolish mortals that I will........um...eh...... .......

OK, I propose the reasons for which you should vote for me to be A NOTABLE in list form:

1) I'm a SEGA fan, and I don't see many NOTABLES who are SEGA fans, do you?
2) I don't leave the toilet seat up.
3) Um, well.... I reckon that Reason 2 is good enough to count as 2 reasons, don't you?
4) I may be a cataclysmic demon albino, but I'm a big softy really.

Well, mortal fools... that is my proposition. You have 2 choices:

1) Vote me as A NOTABLE and live a long and happy life under my evil (albeit totally fair, honest!) reign of albino terror.

or

2) Vote for someone else as A NOTABLE and die a horribly long and painful (albeit totally fair, honest!) death at the hands of myself and my evil albino minions.

It's your choice.....

Edgy wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
>
> Albinos aren't very sociable. You're asking for trouble, mate! And
> Edgy will agree with me. One time, this 10-year old kid stole one of
> my Original flavoured Pringles.
>
> Never saw him again.
>
> Indeed, though people don't speak of that anymore. Dark Mark has ears
> everywhere (he's a mutant, what do you expect) and those who he hears
> talking about have 'accidents'


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Indeed. Does anyone recall the death of Elvis? How naive of people to think that I didn't have anything to do with THAT! And the following apocalyptic beings and....things, also came onto this Earth under my control:

Will Young
Digimon
Men leaving the toilet seat up
Women leaving the toilet seat down
S Club Juniors
Rap music
Edgy's "unfortunate" condition
Undersized genitals
Computer nerds
Anchovies
Teletubbies
Mystique
Tomb Raider games

So, whenever you think about or see the aformentioned things... think how it all could have been avoided if you'd stopped stealing my Pringles, eating my children and scaring away my salmon.

Dark Mark wrote:

> Albinos aren't very sociable. You're asking for trouble, mate! And
> Edgy will agree with me. One time, this 10-year old kid stole one of
> my Original flavoured Pringles.
>
> Never saw him again.

Indeed, though people don't speak of that anymore. Dark Mark has ears everywhere (he's a mutant, what do you expect) and those who he hears talking about have 'accidents'

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I've got an albino rabbit. He's cool. He's sits there all day crapping
> and then eating his crap. He's fat.


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Me too! Except I don't eat crap......











.......... in public. :OP

I've got an albino rabbit. He's cool. He's sits there all day crapping and then eating his crap. He's fat.

Semajal wrote:
> vote for meh for notable.
>
> Im just as annoying as current notables and will post just as much
> cr*p as they do.


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Albinos aren't very sociable. You're asking for trouble, mate! And Edgy will agree with me. One time, this 10-year old kid stole one of my Original flavoured Pringles.

Never saw him again.

vote for meh for notable.

Im just as annoying as current notables and will post just as much cr*p as they do.

Edgy wrote:
> And who be your evil albino minions?


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Lightning strikes and thunder rumbles only when someone says "A NOTABLE" , thank you VERY much.

And my evil albino minions are a mixture of real, genuine albinos (honest!), fake albinos (who look remarkably real!) and polar bears wearing cool hip shades.

And who be your evil albino minions?

Greetings, mortal beings. I have taken the time to summon you all here in order to inform you of a new being of power. I, Dark Mark: The Evil Albino, am beginning my diabolical scheme to gain power over all human kind and become the ultimate supernatural being.....A NOTABLE!!!

With my evil rise to power, I promise all of you foolish mortals that I will........um...eh...... .......

OK, I propose the reasons for which you should vote for me to be A NOTABLE in list form:

1) I'm a SEGA fan, and I don't see many NOTABLES who are SEGA fans, do you?
2) I don't leave the toilet seat up.
3) Um, well.... I reckon that Reason 2 is good enough to count as 2 reasons, don't you?
4) I may be a cataclysmic demon albino, but I'm a big softy really.

Well, mortal fools... that is my proposition. You have 2 choices:

1) Vote me as A NOTABLE and live a long and happy life under my evil (albeit totally fair, honest!) reign of albino terror.

or

2) Vote for someone else as A NOTABLE and die a horribly long and painful (albeit totally fair, honest!) death at the hands of myself and my evil albino minions.

It's your choice.....