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"Me for Notability: The Evil Reign Will Begin"

Greetings, mortal beings. I have taken the time to summon you all here in order to inform you of a new being of power. I, Dark Mark: The Evil Albino, am beginning my diabolical scheme to gain power over all human kind and become the ultimate supernatural being.....A NOTABLE!!!

With my evil rise to power, I promise all of you foolish mortals that I will........um...eh...... .......

OK, I propose the reasons for which you should vote for me to be A NOTABLE in list form:

1) I'm a SEGA fan, and I don't see many NOTABLES who are SEGA fans, do you?
2) I don't leave the toilet seat up.
3) Um, well.... I reckon that Reason 2 is good enough to count as 2 reasons, don't you?
4) I may be a cataclysmic demon albino, but I'm a big softy really.

Well, mortal fools... that is my proposition. You have 2 choices:

1) Vote me as A NOTABLE and live a long and happy life under my evil (albeit totally fair, honest!) reign of albino terror.

or

2) Vote for someone else as A NOTABLE and die a horribly long and painful (albeit totally fair, honest!) death at the hands of myself and my evil albino minions.

It's your choice.....

Protoss wrote:
> Notable

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I wouldn't say it too often if I were you. You might hurt yourself.

Notable ...

:D Vote for me, and you can be safe in the knowledge that you...erm, voted for me :D

Protoss wrote:
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> YEY! VOTE FOR PROTOSS!!!
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> Err....
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Yeah, you run.

You run.

You run.

Run......

YEY! VOTE FOR PROTOSS!!!



Err....

Dark Mark wrote:
> Edgy wrote:
> Ah well, suppose I gotta stay alive somehow...
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> Whilst I'm still alive...
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> -----------------------VOTE EDGY! <-------------------------
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> Vote for Dark Mark and you'll get this smoking monkey!



Vote for me and you'll get this head of a smoking monkey and a twifty pound note!

Edgy wrote:
> Ah well, suppose I gotta stay alive somehow...
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> Whilst I'm still alive...
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> -----------------------VOTE EDGY! <-------------------------


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Vote for Dark Mark and you'll get this smoking monkey!

Ah well, suppose I gotta stay alive somehow...

Whilst I'm still alive...

-----------------------> VOTE EDGY! <-------------------------

Edgy wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
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> ...and scaring away my salmon.
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> It was you who scared them when you stuck your finger in the water for
> them to suck, then you stuck your undersized genitals in the water
> and, well lets just say that Halee's comet wasn't a natural
> phenomena...just a lucky miscalculation.


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It's the hilarity of your filthy mind that prevents me from destroying you, Edgy.

Dark Mark wrote:

...and scaring away my salmon.

It was you who scared them when you stuck your finger in the water for them to suck, then you stuck your undersized genitals in the water and, well lets just say that Halee's comet wasn't a natural phenomena...just a lucky miscalculation.