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"Must...resist"

The Gamecube. No no, GAYCUBE. That's it, GAYCUBE.
Don't think about Rogue Thingy, or Medal of Honour coming to it.
Mustn't consider Resident Evil.

Spazzy console, for mooky windowlickers that haf mittens and no bodyhair.
Nust resists lure of cheaply priced console.

C'mon Goaty, remember Lylat Wars.
Funning Lylat Wars, stupid funning monkey-ass game. Funning funners.
But Rogue Thingy..no, think of Mario's Big Gay Adventure in Gayville.
Yes, it sucks duplo brix.
Don't look at Medal of Honour:Frontline.
No, must think of stupid Clayfighters.
But Rogue Thingy
NO YOU BIG SPAZ, 1 game. That's it, just one game is all you want.
But the monkey-game!
It looks rubbish. No, it has monkey fighting and monkey skydive.
But Luigi's Mansion - big goober game with ghosts.

But Rogue Whatsit.
NinTARDO for baybees that scare of kats that steel breff, remember that?
Yes I do, but Rogue Doobry.
It's £170 just to play that game!
Go play Jedi Knight 2 on the PC.
But I want to fly the Falcon
No, stupid console for big gay retards.
But Rogue Thingymajiggy

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Grix Thraves wrote:
Then I'll have a go at him and say it's the best game ever
> and he'll say "Crappy walky around ATTACK move an inch ATTACK
> move an inch ATTACK crappy" or something simular.

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Spooky, it's almost like you know me.

Aargh... I know the feeling...
I had my DC and all its games packed up and ready to trade for a Cube...
I was luckily diverted by the arrival of Virtua Fighter 4, but it's only a matter of time... I may need to get my TV modified so it doesn't work with Nintendo inputs... it's my only hope...

Conclusion: Gamecube rules.

As long as he buys it when Skies of Arcadia comes out.

Then he'll buy it, play it a bit, then come on here and have a go at me for whining on about it for so long and getting him excited over nothing. Then I'll have a go at him and say it's the best game ever and he'll say "Crappy walky around ATTACK move an inch ATTACK move an inch ATTACK crappy" or something simular.

Me thinks Goatboy will end up buying one.

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Mystique wrote:

> "Resistance is fultile" is from Star Trek...it has nothing
> to do with the force...ahem
>
> Oh I'm such a nerd!
> Worst post ever!

Never took you for a nerd - oh well, learn something every day.

nh wrote:
> Ah - the force... the force will win through and goaty will join the
> nintie hoards.
>
> resistance is futile....
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"Resistance is fultile" is from Star Trek...it has nothing to do with the force...ahem

Oh I'm such a nerd!
Worst post ever!

You cannot overwhelm the power of the Darkside.


gwuuuuuuuu huuuuuu gwuuuhhh huuuuu

Just squeeze anything big'n'round and it'll pass.

Ah - the force... the force will win through and goaty will join the nintie hoards.

resistance is futile....