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"Must...resist"

The Gamecube. No no, GAYCUBE. That's it, GAYCUBE.
Don't think about Rogue Thingy, or Medal of Honour coming to it.
Mustn't consider Resident Evil.

Spazzy console, for mooky windowlickers that haf mittens and no bodyhair.
Nust resists lure of cheaply priced console.

C'mon Goaty, remember Lylat Wars.
Funning Lylat Wars, stupid funning monkey-ass game. Funning funners.
But Rogue Thingy..no, think of Mario's Big Gay Adventure in Gayville.
Yes, it sucks duplo brix.
Don't look at Medal of Honour:Frontline.
No, must think of stupid Clayfighters.
But Rogue Thingy
NO YOU BIG SPAZ, 1 game. That's it, just one game is all you want.
But the monkey-game!
It looks rubbish. No, it has monkey fighting and monkey skydive.
But Luigi's Mansion - big goober game with ghosts.

But Rogue Whatsit.
NinTARDO for baybees that scare of kats that steel breff, remember that?
Yes I do, but Rogue Doobry.
It's £170 just to play that game!
Go play Jedi Knight 2 on the PC.
But I want to fly the Falcon
No, stupid console for big gay retards.
But Rogue Thingymajiggy

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. I try and touch it (the banning hat) and he hisses at me like a cat.

Very Dr Seuss.

The Cat in the Hat. heh.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Yup, I can write fluently in anyone's style.
>
> Have a guess who this is:
>
> "Monkey monkey look at my boobs."

That would be Mystique.

Close enough. Does he let you wear the banning hat sometimes?

It's more like "I have cats and the power to blackmail Snuggly".

'spok who?'

(excellent cover up...!)

No, your one is:

"I have cats and Snuggly is my friend."

I am a genius.

Mystique wrote:
> nh wrote:
> Never took you for a nerd - oh well, learn something every day.
> ******
>
> I'm not a nerd.
> I spend way too much time naked to be a nerd

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, so as long as you watch Star Trek with your boobs exposed, its ok ?

Interesting. ;-))

God I hope no big fat hairy sad blokes are reading that. Can imagine you starting this thing now where they goto those conventions wearing nothing but Spock ears. Brrrrrrrrrrr

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Yup, I can write fluently in anyone's style.
>
> Have a guess who this is:
>
> "Monkey monkey look at my boobs."

Me?

nh wrote:
> Never took you for a nerd - oh well, learn something every day.
******

I'm not a nerd.
I spend way too much time naked to be a nerd

Yup, I can write fluently in anyone's style.

Have a guess who this is:

"Monkey monkey look at my boobs."