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"Welcome to Ye Olde Special Reserve"

Since most of us are still stuck at work or wherever and gagging for a pint, I've opened up a pub specially for you all.

Ye Olde Special Reserve (No Kids, dogs, or elderly people allowed)

Fine selection of beers, wines & spirits from around the world. Food served daily from 9 - 5. Ladies room to the left of the bar, Gents is beside the fruit machines in the tap room.

We have big screen Sky Digital Sports and a striptease in the back room.

What can I get you?

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> *trys to do an Alan Partridge impression*
>
> "I'd like a Pint of Bitter please"

Here you go sir, on the house & might I add, that was an excellent impression.

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Pint of John Smiths and the blonde bird sitting next to me please
> mate.


Extra smooth? Samantha is available for a private dance in the back room. First dance is free, no touching policy doesn't apply here.

I prefer to think of SR as a pirate ship, with Captain Tonty at the helm and Bosun Snuggly by his side. Loki would be a cabin boy and they'd all go "oooarrr, hoist the main sail, shiver me timbers and sweep the poop deck".

*trys to do an Alan Partridge impression*

"I'd like a Pint of Bitter please"

Pint of John Smiths and the blonde bird sitting next to me please mate.

Since most of us are still stuck at work or wherever and gagging for a pint, I've opened up a pub specially for you all.

Ye Olde Special Reserve (No Kids, dogs, or elderly people allowed)

Fine selection of beers, wines & spirits from around the world. Food served daily from 9 - 5. Ladies room to the left of the bar, Gents is beside the fruit machines in the tap room.

We have big screen Sky Digital Sports and a striptease in the back room.

What can I get you?