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"Welcome to Ye Olde Special Reserve"

Since most of us are still stuck at work or wherever and gagging for a pint, I've opened up a pub specially for you all.

Ye Olde Special Reserve (No Kids, dogs, or elderly people allowed)

Fine selection of beers, wines & spirits from around the world. Food served daily from 9 - 5. Ladies room to the left of the bar, Gents is beside the fruit machines in the tap room.

We have big screen Sky Digital Sports and a striptease in the back room.

What can I get you?

Sorry, I'm gonna have to ask to see some I.D.

I've just been told by someone that you may not be the real Mr. Jive.

Ahhhhh, beeer, cheeers binky hic sorry barman, now where are those birds?

Oh music.....must dance with them lap dancers!

But they're right beside you in that bucket of ice.

shanks barman and donut forget thosssse 2 bottle hic s of binky, they be good shtuff ;D

Jive wrote:
> shwell Mileeeenkooo, I'll ave me ushual 2 bottles of binky and
> whateeever the birds ar avin!
>
> *slips from bar and breaks jaw on bar*

Ahh, Mr. Jive, Glad to see you back after your lunchtime tipple. I'll get two of the girls to nurse that jaw for you.

shwell Mileeeenkooo, I'll ave me ushual 2 bottles of binky and whateeever the birds ar avin!

*slips from bar and breaks jaw on bar*

illzen wrote:
> do you do absinthe?

We certainly do, we also provide straight jackets and buckets when you drink your fourth shot.

Now it's getting stupid...

do you do absinthe?

monkey_man wrote:
> I prefer to think of SR as a pirate ship, with Captain Tonty at the
> helm and Bosun Snuggly by his side. Loki would be a cabin boy and
> they'd all go "oooarrr, hoist the main sail, shiver me timbers
> and sweep the poop deck".

I beleive sir has had a few too many, would you like to sleep it off on our comfy sofa's ?