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"Welcome to Ye Olde Special Reserve"

Since most of us are still stuck at work or wherever and gagging for a pint, I've opened up a pub specially for you all.

Ye Olde Special Reserve (No Kids, dogs, or elderly people allowed)

Fine selection of beers, wines & spirits from around the world. Food served daily from 9 - 5. Ladies room to the left of the bar, Gents is beside the fruit machines in the tap room.

We have big screen Sky Digital Sports and a striptease in the back room.

What can I get you?

We wouldn't ban anyone on the first day of opening, fell free to come back anytime, although you won't get much better in the Gameplay Tavern.

AH sod it - the service here is appalling - I'm going to the Gameplay Tavern instead.

(Please dont ban me barman !!)

nh wrote:
> About time - No - I dont know him - just some old drunk doing an
> impersonation i think...
>
> Any way PLEASE can I have 2 Pints of LAger and a packet of Cheese and
> Onion Crisps - I am being very patient

There you go, 2 pints of Stella, a bag of Walkers Chees & Onion and the song is now playing aswell.

About time - No - I dont know him - just some old drunk doing an impersonation i think...

Any way PLEASE can I have 2 Pints of LAger and a packet of Cheese and Onion Crisps - I am being very patient

Barman - please can I have two pints of Lager and a packet of Crisps please ???

Is that a music request or is that your order?

By the way, could you make sure your mate Jive is alright?

err 2 pints of Lager and a packet of crisps please

Urr - two pints of Lager and a packet of crisps please.

Sod it, doesn't matter. Double JD sir? on the house of course :D

Oh, ok, hmmm urm errr ok I'll get me coat!

*staggers for the door*