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"The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything"

The Guru is here, and I know the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. If there is enough interest, I shall reveal it to you.

Looks like someone has been reading Hitch Hikers Guide too much...

Oh, and the Ultimate Question cannot be known in the same Universe as the question. If both exist in the same Universe, then it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more infinate and confusing.

If you write more than 3 or 4 lines in your opening post, you have the opportunity to narrow down the ensuing chaos to something that approaches relevance. Try it. :)

Every topic i begin soon goes of the tracks...
My "Test the Guru" turned into a discussion about Latin,
My "The Altimate answer" turned into a discusion about religion...
What next?

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:

> And Hell sounds like so much more fun! ;-p

Yeah but all that fur would soon burn away and you'd be naked - uuurrrr...

Ooh, Catholic, eh?

I went to a Catholic school. Before that I went to a C of E school. And my mum's Jewish.

Now do you see why I laugh at religion? :-)

Besides, if there is a God, then there's a Heaven. If there's a Heaven, then there's a Hell.

And Hell sounds like so much more fun! ;-p

Great. Religion.

What a load of Tosh Wookiee - Christians can "live" just like anybody else. The only difference is we have to repent and say a few hail Mary's once a week and then carry on doing it all over again ! ;-)

The Guru wrote:
> We could've had Christians grovelling at our feet!

What would Christians do with the meaning of life, even if they got it?

They're so busy trying not to offend "God" they they can't really 'live' anyway! :-)

No way would I ever grovel to the likes of you....