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"The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything"

The Guru is here, and I know the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. If there is enough interest, I shall reveal it to you.

Why do you torment me?

I am. There's one in my swamp. I live in it.

Aha.

Aha, aha.

Funny, that.

You should be on telly.

I will. In fact, I'll give you a kit-kat.

...And the Guru is not above the odd typo, so give me a break.

I will consider that. However, i know more than bu99er all. I know some, but not all.

Ah.... so the tagline should really read

The Guru knows bu99er all ???

I am not like the Syrius Cybernetics Cooperation's Happy Vertical People Cariers. I cannot see into the future.

And the Guru thing is just a gimmick.

The Guru wrote:
> Oh, and the Ultimate Question cannot be known in the same Universe as
> the question.


Shouldn't one of those be "Answer"

And if you were all knowing you would have known that a topic which was so vague would go anywhere ?

I have a retentive memory for everything they DON'T have exams for. That is why i am the Guru.

Far out, in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral Arm of the Galaxy, lies a small unregarded yellow sun...