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Do I shave my hairy man-boobs?
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Ever since I was 4 I’ve had a hairy chest, now 15 years later, I feel its time to shed the fuzz that has held me back all these years.
When I was 6 I hid a frog in my chest hair to keep my mother from killing it with her broom (she hated frogs), I kept the frog for over six months in my chest hair, which subsequently killed him from chocking a giant fur ball.
The ladies seem to love it, I walk into a club with my Hawaiian shirt open and they go wild. But while it does draw them to me it does sadly push them away, most of the time after they also choke on a fur ball.
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But enough stories.
Do I shave my hairy man-boobs?
Or
Do I wax them? It maybe painful but they’ll be silky smooth.
or
Do I keep them as they are and fight crime?
Please help me decide!!!
*runs*
He always says he is going to shave it off or wax it off or something, and he has said that he is going to do it for chairty for this years leavers assembly and I think he may not be lying this time.
I always say that he should do his chest in the style of Austin powers but his own way.
But to be honest, I think you should grow it and make it a living rainforest, just for nature.