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"Frank's hairy man-boobs--- NEEDS YOU!*points*"

I need you all to help me make the biggest decision of my all of my lives. Please before you answer, think to what the consequences could be if I go ahead with this life changing decision.

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Do I shave my hairy man-boobs?

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Ever since I was 4 I’ve had a hairy chest, now 15 years later, I feel its time to shed the fuzz that has held me back all these years.

When I was 6 I hid a frog in my chest hair to keep my mother from killing it with her broom (she hated frogs), I kept the frog for over six months in my chest hair, which subsequently killed him from chocking a giant fur ball.

The ladies seem to love it, I walk into a club with my Hawaiian shirt open and they go wild. But while it does draw them to me it does sadly push them away, most of the time after they also choke on a fur ball.

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But enough stories.

Do I shave my hairy man-boobs?
Or
Do I wax them? It maybe painful but they’ll be silky smooth.
or
Do I keep them as they are and fight crime?

Please help me decide!!!

Lawless Fever wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Semajal wrote:
> get myst to do it for you
>
> *runs*
> *******
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> As much as I'd love to I think I'll pass.
> I'm all licked out tonight.
>
> Dead Wonder been at it again eh? ;D

He better hope not, if he has I'll murder him.

Mystique wrote:
> Lawless Fever wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> I'm all licked out tonight.
>
> Dead Wonder been at it again eh? ;D
> *******
>
> Nope. I do have standards

Ah, I see. I was beginning to think that your standards are dropping ;D On the situation, her old flame said the following:

"Hur hur, nope, I dumped her ages ago. ;)

She's going out with Hybrid now."

He's going through Myst snap stage 1 - denial ;D

Lawless Fever wrote:
> Mystique wrote:


> As much as I'd love to I think I'll pass.
> I'm all licked out tonight.
>
> Dead Wonder been at it again eh? ;D

Hur hur, nope, I dumped her ages ago. ;)

She's going out with Hybrid now.

Mystique wrote:
> Semajal wrote:
> get myst to do it for you
>
> *runs*
> *******
>
> As much as I'd love to I think I'll pass.
> I'm all licked out tonight.

*shudders at thought*

I sympathise with your hair-related predicament. Every morning I have to shave my forehead, ears and back...

I would suggest you tailor your chest-wig into a boob-moustache or perhaps a belly button-goatee. There's no need to go completely smooth. I myself have opted for a Craig David style pencil beard running from my armpits to my belly. It looks magnificent. Everbody thinks so.

Lawless Fever wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> I'm all licked out tonight.
>
> Dead Wonder been at it again eh? ;D
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Nope. I do have standards

Mystique wrote:
> Semajal wrote:
> get myst to do it for you
>
> *runs*
> *******
>
> As much as I'd love to I think I'll pass.
> I'm all licked out tonight.

Dead Wonder been at it again eh? ;D

How the hell can you fight crime without gelled chest hair? Gell it up all spiky and fend off any enemies. It may be impractical when 'dealing' with the ladies (possibly impaling them), but what the hell! Men need our hairy man-boobs, and more importantly, our chest hair.

This bud's for you Mr Hairy Man-Boobs, killing diseased dopplegangers since 1983 ;D

Semajal wrote:
> get myst to do it for you
>
> *runs*
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As much as I'd love to I think I'll pass.
I'm all licked out tonight.

Who?