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"The Beat"

I wrote this poem and i didn't have time to finish it so here it is(it's not very good put i thought i'd post it anyway)

There once was a guy
His nickname was Domaye

He loved Nintendo
sr said hey prendo

They showed him a small purple box
And off he went to the docks

He got on the boat
Wrote a note
And attached it to his little yellow coat

On the note it said "to Japan
If you don’t I'll give your boat a ban
You don't know me but I can!"

The captain of ship was Len
He said to domaye pay me in yen
Domaye said no so he said it again

He said it again untill they were at the place
Domaye said “thanks you were ace
By the way I can’t pay you...in your face!”

He spent all his money on a Q

*At domaye's funeral*
Vicar: We are gathered here today to say good bye to domaye the coolest hippest and sexiest(all women cry)of all ever people.

*Domaye wakes up in coffin*
Vicar: We are gathered here today to say goodbye to Dom..Mumble
mumble bad mumble mumble ugly mumble weedy (all bullies cry)mumble
of all ever people.

*Domaye after hearing this is annoyed at the vicar and opens the coffin*
Domaye: hey why aren't you crying
I domaye has just been dying!

*everyone gasps and Domaye looks at himself and he sees huge muscles and instantly know he's the opposite of what he used to be*
Domaye:Yo my name is Eyamod
I used to be Domaye
and I hate to rhyme
And if you do you will die!

*whilst domaye is bowing he falls off the stage breaks his back and dies*

can't think of any more rhymes now
please can you comtribute to this thread
*Domaye takes his 'last' bow*

p.s the post below this is played to the tune
My blue suade shoes (by elvis presley)

*blues starts playing*

I feel tired and lonely
I don't know what to do
Iguess I'll play
my toubles away
with my bluee gamecuuube

Oh No
*backing singers* Whats wrong?
It's gone
*backing singers* Oh my
OOOPS
*backing singers* what know?

I never got my game cube
in the post
I want one
if you stop me you'l be toast!

There was once a man from Kent
Who was rather . . .
He saw an ad for Gamecubes
Finished eating his Frubes
And off to Virgin Megastore he went!

this should have been on the one below on the last line


The post office get alll the BLAME!

*blues music starts*

I've got one game
but no cube to play it on

Igot one mem card
But nothing for it to save!

Igot one controller
but nothing to play

I got my tv adapter
but it has nothing to adapt

I got a game
I got a mem card
I got a controllleerr
I got an adapter

BUT NO GAMECUBE!
I got agame
boy that is so lame

*rap music plays*
The gamecube came out today
and many shouted hip hooray

But as for me
Ihad no glee

1 of my games came today
my memcard came today
my controller came today
NO game cube came today

*turns to numetal music*
THAT IS GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
NOOO GAAMMMMEEE CUUUBEEE TOOOOOOOOODDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****tis true****
(along with his crew)