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Diary of a Gamecube Owner
7am: Wake up
7:30am: Climb ladder down to floor. Cabin beds are scary but make good spaceships
7:45am: Have breakfast
7:46am: Get mum to open milk carton
8:00am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:01am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:05am: Poke dog in eye with finger. This is fun
8:06am: Mum gets dog off my fase. This sucks
8:10am: Still no postman. Decide to draw some pics
8:11am: Can’t find crayons. Cry.
8:15am: Found crayons. Draw a nice house
8:16am: Ate red crayon
8:17am: Sicked crayon onto floor. Dog ate sick
8:20am: Postman is here!
8:21am: That was the dustman.
8:30am: Postman is here! Wiv gamecube. Hahahaha Xbox sux
8:31am: It was the milkman wiv sum eggs. Gah
8:32am: Draw more pics while I wait
8:34am: Ate green crayon. Nicer than red one
8:35am: Sicked green one up as well, not ripe?
9:00am: Postman! Postman! Really really! Xbox sux!Hahahaha
9:05am: Can’t open box. Cry
9:06am: Dog licks tears off fase. Errrrgh
9:08am: Punch dog in fase. Hahahaha
9:09am: Mum make dog get off fase again. I’m going to stab dog in ear wiv pen later.
9:15am: Mum open box and give me pad. Pad much nicer than xbox pad, it fit my hand nice. Xbox sux
9:16am: Not controller, plug.
9:20am: Gamecube on! Gamecube on!
9:21am: Gamecube break. Cry
9:22am: Not broke, was loading screen
9:23am: Play Luigi Mansion. Has ghosts in.
9:25am: Come out from behind sofa, ghost scary
9:43am: Completed Luigi. Stick pen in dog ear.
9:50am: Play Rogue Squadron.
10:00am: Rogue Squadron hard.
10:01am: Nap
11:00am: It was all a dream. Like in Dallas.
Now I’m bored and off for a smoke. Talk amongst yourselves.
7am: Wake up
7:30am: Climb ladder down to floor. Cabin beds are scary but make good spaceships
7:45am: Have breakfast
7:46am: Get mum to open milk carton
8:00am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:01am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:05am: Poke dog in eye with finger. This is fun
8:06am: Mum gets dog off my fase. This sucks
8:10am: Still no postman. Decide to draw some pics
8:11am: Can’t find crayons. Cry.
8:15am: Found crayons. Draw a nice house
8:16am: Ate red crayon
8:17am: Sicked crayon onto floor. Dog ate sick
8:20am: Postman is here!
8:21am: That was the dustman.
8:30am: Postman is here! Wiv gamecube. Hahahaha Xbox sux
8:31am: It was the milkman wiv sum eggs. Gah
8:32am: Draw more pics while I wait
8:34am: Ate green crayon. Nicer than red one
8:35am: Sicked green one up as well, not ripe?
9:00am: Postman! Postman! Really really! Xbox sux!Hahahaha
9:05am: Can’t open box. Cry
9:06am: Dog licks tears off fase. Errrrgh
9:08am: Punch dog in fase. Hahahaha
9:09am: Mum make dog get off fase again. I’m going to stab dog in ear wiv pen later.
9:15am: Mum open box and give me pad. Pad much nicer than xbox pad, it fit my hand nice. Xbox sux
9:16am: Not controller, plug.
9:20am: Gamecube on! Gamecube on!
9:21am: Gamecube break. Cry
9:22am: Not broke, was loading screen
9:23am: Play Luigi Mansion. Has ghosts in.
9:25am: Come out from behind sofa, ghost scary
9:43am: Completed Luigi. Stick pen in dog ear.
9:50am: Play Rogue Squadron.
10:00am: Rogue Squadron hard.
10:01am: Nap
11:00am: It was all a dream. Like in Dallas.
Now I’m bored and off for a smoke. Talk amongst yourselves.
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Insane Bartender wrote:
> I'll likely spend most of tomorrow working, get home and continue
> playing Warrior Kings for a while on PC.
Great game innit!!
> I'll likely spend most of tomorrow working, get home and continue
> playing Warrior Kings for a while on PC.
Great game innit!!
Goatboy wrote:
> Accurate but lacking in...well...stereotypes of Nintys.
Yeah, but I have assigned well over ten minutes to get into the box. ;-)
And remember, the only reason I'm not gettign an Xbox is because I tried to lift one, but it was too heavy, and it made me poo from the heavy.
> Accurate but lacking in...well...stereotypes of Nintys.
Yeah, but I have assigned well over ten minutes to get into the box. ;-)
And remember, the only reason I'm not gettign an Xbox is because I tried to lift one, but it was too heavy, and it made me poo from the heavy.
I'll likely spend most of tomorrow working, get home and continue playing Warrior Kings for a while on PC.
I have no plans as yet to purchase a GC, though the girlfriend is putting the pressure on recently, so I keep smashing her face into her SNES...
I have no plans as yet to purchase a GC, though the girlfriend is putting the pressure on recently, so I keep smashing her face into her SNES...
Accurate but lacking in...well...stereotypes of Nintys.
Okay, prediction of my day:
6:15 Alarm sounds
6:45 Get out of bed. Swear.
7:00 Leave house, having not had breakfast, or even a cup of tea, but at least I made lunch.
7:45 Arrive at work.
3:00 Leave work
3:35 Get home
3:36 Head into town
3:42 Swear about the traffic.
3:54 Swear about the bank.
4:08 Buy some speaker stands.
4:46 Get home, realise GameCube has arrived.
4:58 Having gotten into the box, I look at my Gamecube, before moaning to Lisa about my belly bleeding because I'm so hungry.
5:04 Set up GameCube
5:07 Play a game, Super Monkey Ball is already at home, so it might be that one.
5:30 Eat something.
6:00 Play more Gamecube, because it might just be fun.
6:15 Alarm sounds
6:45 Get out of bed. Swear.
7:00 Leave house, having not had breakfast, or even a cup of tea, but at least I made lunch.
7:45 Arrive at work.
3:00 Leave work
3:35 Get home
3:36 Head into town
3:42 Swear about the traffic.
3:54 Swear about the bank.
4:08 Buy some speaker stands.
4:46 Get home, realise GameCube has arrived.
4:58 Having gotten into the box, I look at my Gamecube, before moaning to Lisa about my belly bleeding because I'm so hungry.
5:04 Set up GameCube
5:07 Play a game, Super Monkey Ball is already at home, so it might be that one.
5:30 Eat something.
6:00 Play more Gamecube, because it might just be fun.
May 3, Midnight:
00:00 Wet Pants
00:00 Wet Pants
Diary of a Gamecube Owner
7am: Wake up
7:30am: Climb ladder down to floor. Cabin beds are scary but make good spaceships
7:45am: Have breakfast
7:46am: Get mum to open milk carton
8:00am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:01am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:05am: Poke dog in eye with finger. This is fun
8:06am: Mum gets dog off my fase. This sucks
8:10am: Still no postman. Decide to draw some pics
8:11am: Can’t find crayons. Cry.
8:15am: Found crayons. Draw a nice house
8:16am: Ate red crayon
8:17am: Sicked crayon onto floor. Dog ate sick
8:20am: Postman is here!
8:21am: That was the dustman.
8:30am: Postman is here! Wiv gamecube. Hahahaha Xbox sux
8:31am: It was the milkman wiv sum eggs. Gah
8:32am: Draw more pics while I wait
8:34am: Ate green crayon. Nicer than red one
8:35am: Sicked green one up as well, not ripe?
9:00am: Postman! Postman! Really really! Xbox sux!Hahahaha
9:05am: Can’t open box. Cry
9:06am: Dog licks tears off fase. Errrrgh
9:08am: Punch dog in fase. Hahahaha
9:09am: Mum make dog get off fase again. I’m going to stab dog in ear wiv pen later.
9:15am: Mum open box and give me pad. Pad much nicer than xbox pad, it fit my hand nice. Xbox sux
9:16am: Not controller, plug.
9:20am: Gamecube on! Gamecube on!
9:21am: Gamecube break. Cry
9:22am: Not broke, was loading screen
9:23am: Play Luigi Mansion. Has ghosts in.
9:25am: Come out from behind sofa, ghost scary
9:43am: Completed Luigi. Stick pen in dog ear.
9:50am: Play Rogue Squadron.
10:00am: Rogue Squadron hard.
10:01am: Nap
11:00am: It was all a dream. Like in Dallas.
Now I’m bored and off for a smoke. Talk amongst yourselves.
7am: Wake up
7:30am: Climb ladder down to floor. Cabin beds are scary but make good spaceships
7:45am: Have breakfast
7:46am: Get mum to open milk carton
8:00am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:01am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:05am: Poke dog in eye with finger. This is fun
8:06am: Mum gets dog off my fase. This sucks
8:10am: Still no postman. Decide to draw some pics
8:11am: Can’t find crayons. Cry.
8:15am: Found crayons. Draw a nice house
8:16am: Ate red crayon
8:17am: Sicked crayon onto floor. Dog ate sick
8:20am: Postman is here!
8:21am: That was the dustman.
8:30am: Postman is here! Wiv gamecube. Hahahaha Xbox sux
8:31am: It was the milkman wiv sum eggs. Gah
8:32am: Draw more pics while I wait
8:34am: Ate green crayon. Nicer than red one
8:35am: Sicked green one up as well, not ripe?
9:00am: Postman! Postman! Really really! Xbox sux!Hahahaha
9:05am: Can’t open box. Cry
9:06am: Dog licks tears off fase. Errrrgh
9:08am: Punch dog in fase. Hahahaha
9:09am: Mum make dog get off fase again. I’m going to stab dog in ear wiv pen later.
9:15am: Mum open box and give me pad. Pad much nicer than xbox pad, it fit my hand nice. Xbox sux
9:16am: Not controller, plug.
9:20am: Gamecube on! Gamecube on!
9:21am: Gamecube break. Cry
9:22am: Not broke, was loading screen
9:23am: Play Luigi Mansion. Has ghosts in.
9:25am: Come out from behind sofa, ghost scary
9:43am: Completed Luigi. Stick pen in dog ear.
9:50am: Play Rogue Squadron.
10:00am: Rogue Squadron hard.
10:01am: Nap
11:00am: It was all a dream. Like in Dallas.
Now I’m bored and off for a smoke. Talk amongst yourselves.
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