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"Diary of a Ninty: May 3rd 2002"

Diary of a Gamecube Owner

7am: Wake up
7:30am: Climb ladder down to floor. Cabin beds are scary but make good spaceships
7:45am: Have breakfast
7:46am: Get mum to open milk carton
8:00am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:01am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:05am: Poke dog in eye with finger. This is fun
8:06am: Mum gets dog off my fase. This sucks
8:10am: Still no postman. Decide to draw some pics
8:11am: Can’t find crayons. Cry.
8:15am: Found crayons. Draw a nice house
8:16am: Ate red crayon
8:17am: Sicked crayon onto floor. Dog ate sick
8:20am: Postman is here!
8:21am: That was the dustman.
8:30am: Postman is here! Wiv gamecube. Hahahaha Xbox sux
8:31am: It was the milkman wiv sum eggs. Gah
8:32am: Draw more pics while I wait
8:34am: Ate green crayon. Nicer than red one
8:35am: Sicked green one up as well, not ripe?
9:00am: Postman! Postman! Really really! Xbox sux!Hahahaha
9:05am: Can’t open box. Cry
9:06am: Dog licks tears off fase. Errrrgh
9:08am: Punch dog in fase. Hahahaha
9:09am: Mum make dog get off fase again. I’m going to stab dog in ear wiv pen later.
9:15am: Mum open box and give me pad. Pad much nicer than xbox pad, it fit my hand nice. Xbox sux
9:16am: Not controller, plug.
9:20am: Gamecube on! Gamecube on!
9:21am: Gamecube break. Cry
9:22am: Not broke, was loading screen
9:23am: Play Luigi Mansion. Has ghosts in.
9:25am: Come out from behind sofa, ghost scary
9:43am: Completed Luigi. Stick pen in dog ear.
9:50am: Play Rogue Squadron.
10:00am: Rogue Squadron hard.
10:01am: Nap
11:00am: It was all a dream. Like in Dallas.

Now I’m bored and off for a smoke. Talk amongst yourselves.

One is for my mate.

But its still gonna be cool seeing old postie carrying two Gamecubes to my door :)

Or†ega wrote:
> I'll have two Gamecube's coming through the post tomorrow morning :)

Eh ! - Why two ??

Monkeh! Inna ball!

Well this thread has cheered me up loads this morning.
Ta all
:-D

I'll have two Gamecube's coming through the post tomorrow morning :)

Double the excitement :)

Just been staring at my copy of Super Monkey Ball since yesterday...

Bunking off College cos nobody else is gonna home tomorrow morning.

Goatboy wrote:
> Really?
> Where was that then, I want to re-read it.
> Curse my casual comedy, I can never keep track of it.

It must have been a couple of months ago now.

I'll have a quick look, see if I can find it.

Really?
Where was that then, I want to re-read it.
Curse my casual comedy, I can never keep track of it.

Goatboy wrote:
> Meka Dragon wrote:
> I tried to lift one, but it was too heavy, and it made me poo from
> the
> heavy.
>
> --
>
> Funniest post today.

That's probably because I stole it from you. A damn funny post about why the Xbox was crap.

Brew wrote:
> Great game innit!!

I'm sure it is. I think I finally have cause to buy a 3d accelerator card. Since it runs like crap. My pc stats are good enough otherwise (pIII 866mhz, 384mb 133mhz SDRAM, 64mb graphics card etc etc etc.). This is the first game where i think a 3d card will make a significant difference...

Meka Dragon wrote:
I tried to lift one, but it was too heavy, and it made me poo from the
> heavy.

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Funniest post today.