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Diary of a Gamecube Owner
7am: Wake up
7:30am: Climb ladder down to floor. Cabin beds are scary but make good spaceships
7:45am: Have breakfast
7:46am: Get mum to open milk carton
8:00am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:01am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:05am: Poke dog in eye with finger. This is fun
8:06am: Mum gets dog off my fase. This sucks
8:10am: Still no postman. Decide to draw some pics
8:11am: Can’t find crayons. Cry.
8:15am: Found crayons. Draw a nice house
8:16am: Ate red crayon
8:17am: Sicked crayon onto floor. Dog ate sick
8:20am: Postman is here!
8:21am: That was the dustman.
8:30am: Postman is here! Wiv gamecube. Hahahaha Xbox sux
8:31am: It was the milkman wiv sum eggs. Gah
8:32am: Draw more pics while I wait
8:34am: Ate green crayon. Nicer than red one
8:35am: Sicked green one up as well, not ripe?
9:00am: Postman! Postman! Really really! Xbox sux!Hahahaha
9:05am: Can’t open box. Cry
9:06am: Dog licks tears off fase. Errrrgh
9:08am: Punch dog in fase. Hahahaha
9:09am: Mum make dog get off fase again. I’m going to stab dog in ear wiv pen later.
9:15am: Mum open box and give me pad. Pad much nicer than xbox pad, it fit my hand nice. Xbox sux
9:16am: Not controller, plug.
9:20am: Gamecube on! Gamecube on!
9:21am: Gamecube break. Cry
9:22am: Not broke, was loading screen
9:23am: Play Luigi Mansion. Has ghosts in.
9:25am: Come out from behind sofa, ghost scary
9:43am: Completed Luigi. Stick pen in dog ear.
9:50am: Play Rogue Squadron.
10:00am: Rogue Squadron hard.
10:01am: Nap
11:00am: It was all a dream. Like in Dallas.
Now I’m bored and off for a smoke. Talk amongst yourselves.
7am: Wake up
7:30am: Climb ladder down to floor. Cabin beds are scary but make good spaceships
7:45am: Have breakfast
7:46am: Get mum to open milk carton
8:00am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:01am: Check post. Nothing. This sucks
8:05am: Poke dog in eye with finger. This is fun
8:06am: Mum gets dog off my fase. This sucks
8:10am: Still no postman. Decide to draw some pics
8:11am: Can’t find crayons. Cry.
8:15am: Found crayons. Draw a nice house
8:16am: Ate red crayon
8:17am: Sicked crayon onto floor. Dog ate sick
8:20am: Postman is here!
8:21am: That was the dustman.
8:30am: Postman is here! Wiv gamecube. Hahahaha Xbox sux
8:31am: It was the milkman wiv sum eggs. Gah
8:32am: Draw more pics while I wait
8:34am: Ate green crayon. Nicer than red one
8:35am: Sicked green one up as well, not ripe?
9:00am: Postman! Postman! Really really! Xbox sux!Hahahaha
9:05am: Can’t open box. Cry
9:06am: Dog licks tears off fase. Errrrgh
9:08am: Punch dog in fase. Hahahaha
9:09am: Mum make dog get off fase again. I’m going to stab dog in ear wiv pen later.
9:15am: Mum open box and give me pad. Pad much nicer than xbox pad, it fit my hand nice. Xbox sux
9:16am: Not controller, plug.
9:20am: Gamecube on! Gamecube on!
9:21am: Gamecube break. Cry
9:22am: Not broke, was loading screen
9:23am: Play Luigi Mansion. Has ghosts in.
9:25am: Come out from behind sofa, ghost scary
9:43am: Completed Luigi. Stick pen in dog ear.
9:50am: Play Rogue Squadron.
10:00am: Rogue Squadron hard.
10:01am: Nap
11:00am: It was all a dream. Like in Dallas.
Now I’m bored and off for a smoke. Talk amongst yourselves.
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AfroJoe wrote:
>
> Yeah, he'll probably have one of those mini-bags that you get too for
> both GCs.
>
> Then for the X-Box he'd have a mega-crane thingy.
Lol a postie with a big crane on the front and he's on a bike! lol :o)
Im going crazy waiting for GC.. just leave me in the corner somewhere..
>
> Yeah, he'll probably have one of those mini-bags that you get too for
> both GCs.
>
> Then for the X-Box he'd have a mega-crane thingy.
Lol a postie with a big crane on the front and he's on a bike! lol :o)
Im going crazy waiting for GC.. just leave me in the corner somewhere..
Dallas..... What poo...
Or†ega wrote:
> One is for my mate.
>
> But its still gonna be cool seeing old postie carrying two Gamecubes
> to my door :)
---
Yeah, he'll probably have one of those mini-bags that you get too for both GCs.
Then for the X-Box he'd have a mega-crane thingy.
> One is for my mate.
>
> But its still gonna be cool seeing old postie carrying two Gamecubes
> to my door :)
---
Yeah, he'll probably have one of those mini-bags that you get too for both GCs.
Then for the X-Box he'd have a mega-crane thingy.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Accurate but lacking in...well...stereotypes of Nintys.
>
> Yeah, but I have assigned well over ten minutes to get into the box.
> ;-)
>
> And remember, the only reason I'm not gettign an Xbox is because I
> tried to lift one, but it was too heavy, and it made me poo from the
> heavy.
---
LOL!
> Goatboy wrote:
> Accurate but lacking in...well...stereotypes of Nintys.
>
> Yeah, but I have assigned well over ten minutes to get into the box.
> ;-)
>
> And remember, the only reason I'm not gettign an Xbox is because I
> tried to lift one, but it was too heavy, and it made me poo from the
> heavy.
---
LOL!
Or†ega wrote:
> One is for my mate.
Cheers! You shouldn't have...
> One is for my mate.
Cheers! You shouldn't have...
Whats a Fase? and what is the dog doing on it?
Does the milkman deliver eggs?
here's a short vurson of mine.
11:00AM: wake up
11:45AM: get up
3:00PM: click post this message
11:00AM: wake up
11:45AM: get up
3:00PM: click post this message
Hmmm....Im wondering if i should not go to school tomorrow so i can pick it up, but i could just go to school and pick it up from the post office when i come home.
I only hope my day is like that, I'll probably be on tommorow moaning because I didn't get one at launch.
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