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"Episode Two will suck, and it will suck hard"

George Lucas has lost it.

I have now, utterly convinved myself, that Attack of the Clones will be a two hour piece of pap that will pathetically try to make a love story, make up some stupid plot about all the Fetts being cloned, introduce loads of new aliens that you've never seen or want to even care about, and the plot will suck. Suck suck suck.

And so should you. If we dedicate all the time we could be doing hyping up Episode Two, which to be fair, looks crap, then we're bound to go into the cinemas, and at least for that one moment, surely get a better film that we expected.

But it's unlikely, because it's going to suck more powerfully than you can possibly imagine.

Hur hur.

They should do another holiday special 'At home with the Fetts'.

I thought Episode One was OK. If it wasn't Star Wars I would have left the cinema very satisfied. As it *was* Star Wars I felt it had gone too far down the merchandising route. But I'm looking forward to AOTC. Though get a gut feeling that it's no longer *the* sci-fi series to see.

'Episode two will suck, and it will suck hard...'

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