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George Lucas has lost it.
I have now, utterly convinved myself, that Attack of the Clones will be a two hour piece of pap that will pathetically try to make a love story, make up some stupid plot about all the Fetts being cloned, introduce loads of new aliens that you've never seen or want to even care about, and the plot will suck. Suck suck suck.
And so should you. If we dedicate all the time we could be doing hyping up Episode Two, which to be fair, looks crap, then we're bound to go into the cinemas, and at least for that one moment, surely get a better film that we expected.
But it's unlikely, because it's going to suck more powerfully than you can possibly imagine.
Hur hur.
I have now, utterly convinved myself, that Attack of the Clones will be a two hour piece of pap that will pathetically try to make a love story, make up some stupid plot about all the Fetts being cloned, introduce loads of new aliens that you've never seen or want to even care about, and the plot will suck. Suck suck suck.
And so should you. If we dedicate all the time we could be doing hyping up Episode Two, which to be fair, looks crap, then we're bound to go into the cinemas, and at least for that one moment, surely get a better film that we expected.
But it's unlikely, because it's going to suck more powerfully than you can possibly imagine.
Hur hur.
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George Lucas has lost it.
I have now, utterly convinved myself, that Attack of the Clones will be a two hour piece of pap that will pathetically try to make a love story, make up some stupid plot about all the Fetts being cloned, introduce loads of new aliens that you've never seen or want to even care about, and the plot will suck. Suck suck suck.
And so should you. If we dedicate all the time we could be doing hyping up Episode Two, which to be fair, looks crap, then we're bound to go into the cinemas, and at least for that one moment, surely get a better film that we expected.
But it's unlikely, because it's going to suck more powerfully than you can possibly imagine.
Hur hur.
I have now, utterly convinved myself, that Attack of the Clones will be a two hour piece of pap that will pathetically try to make a love story, make up some stupid plot about all the Fetts being cloned, introduce loads of new aliens that you've never seen or want to even care about, and the plot will suck. Suck suck suck.
And so should you. If we dedicate all the time we could be doing hyping up Episode Two, which to be fair, looks crap, then we're bound to go into the cinemas, and at least for that one moment, surely get a better film that we expected.
But it's unlikely, because it's going to suck more powerfully than you can possibly imagine.
Hur hur.
Anakin looks gay, C3PO looks and sounds gayer than ever and don't get me started on Samual L.Jackson's purple lightsaber.
Grix Thraves wrote:
>
> But it's unlikely, because it's going to suck more powerfully than you
> can possibly imagine.
I dunno.. I can imagine quite a lot...
>
> But it's unlikely, because it's going to suck more powerfully than you
> can possibly imagine.
I dunno.. I can imagine quite a lot...
It will. Although I am looking more and more forward too it. It DOES look good from ONE of the trailers. However, Episode 1 sucked harder than most hard sucking films (no porn jokes please :-D) so Episode 2 will probably go the same way.
But I can have hope....
But I can have hope....
RastaBillySkank wrote:
"I dunno.. I can imagine quite a lot..."
*slaps Rasta's forehead*
The only thing I'll admit to, is that Natalie Portman is very, very pretty.
"I dunno.. I can imagine quite a lot..."
*slaps Rasta's forehead*
The only thing I'll admit to, is that Natalie Portman is very, very pretty.
Grix Thraves wrote:
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> "I dunno.. I can imagine quite a lot..."
>
> *slaps Rasta's forehead*
>
> The only thing I'll admit to, is that Natalie Portman is very, very
> pretty.
Heheheh :-D
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> "I dunno.. I can imagine quite a lot..."
>
> *slaps Rasta's forehead*
>
> The only thing I'll admit to, is that Natalie Portman is very, very
> pretty.
Heheheh :-D
I think that it looks wicked. So what about the love story haven't you lot seen the new advert about all the fighting? It looks cool.
Grix Thraves wrote:
> George Lucas has lost it.
Some would argue that he never had it... The problem with the Phantom Menace was that Lucas took it upon himself to weign in on the editing side of things as well, so the project would truly be his baby. However, the guy has no sense of how to pace a film. I'd have to agree about attack of the clones though. The plot looks ropey to say the least. And the name. It is the worst name for any blockbuster ever. It sounds like a b-movie, not the latest installment of the most successful film-series ever.
> George Lucas has lost it.
Some would argue that he never had it... The problem with the Phantom Menace was that Lucas took it upon himself to weign in on the editing side of things as well, so the project would truly be his baby. However, the guy has no sense of how to pace a film. I'd have to agree about attack of the clones though. The plot looks ropey to say the least. And the name. It is the worst name for any blockbuster ever. It sounds like a b-movie, not the latest installment of the most successful film-series ever.
It's got Imperial Star Destroyers, stormtrooper lookalikes, Boba Fett's dad who looks like Boba Fett, and Christopher Lee.
Natalie Portman is fit.
Samuel L Jackson is hard and will kill whiteboys with his purple weapon.
There's a big land-battle which reminds me of Hoth.
Lack of Julia Roberts.
I think this film will be good. Everyone will like it. Except Grix, who'll be at home wondering why they haven't built cinemas in the Valleys yet, and Mr Happy, who'll be fecked off because it isn't in Yugoslavian with Polish subtitles.
Natalie Portman is fit.
Samuel L Jackson is hard and will kill whiteboys with his purple weapon.
There's a big land-battle which reminds me of Hoth.
Lack of Julia Roberts.
I think this film will be good. Everyone will like it. Except Grix, who'll be at home wondering why they haven't built cinemas in the Valleys yet, and Mr Happy, who'll be fecked off because it isn't in Yugoslavian with Polish subtitles.
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