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Sun 28/04/02 at 16:02
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George Lucas has lost it.

I have now, utterly convinved myself, that Attack of the Clones will be a two hour piece of pap that will pathetically try to make a love story, make up some stupid plot about all the Fetts being cloned, introduce loads of new aliens that you've never seen or want to even care about, and the plot will suck. Suck suck suck.

And so should you. If we dedicate all the time we could be doing hyping up Episode Two, which to be fair, looks crap, then we're bound to go into the cinemas, and at least for that one moment, surely get a better film that we expected.

But it's unlikely, because it's going to suck more powerfully than you can possibly imagine.

Hur hur.
Sun 28/04/02 at 16:02
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George Lucas has lost it.

I have now, utterly convinved myself, that Attack of the Clones will be a two hour piece of pap that will pathetically try to make a love story, make up some stupid plot about all the Fetts being cloned, introduce loads of new aliens that you've never seen or want to even care about, and the plot will suck. Suck suck suck.

And so should you. If we dedicate all the time we could be doing hyping up Episode Two, which to be fair, looks crap, then we're bound to go into the cinemas, and at least for that one moment, surely get a better film that we expected.

But it's unlikely, because it's going to suck more powerfully than you can possibly imagine.

Hur hur.
Sun 28/04/02 at 16:25
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Anakin looks gay, C3PO looks and sounds gayer than ever and don't get me started on Samual L.Jackson's purple lightsaber.
Sun 28/04/02 at 16:26
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Grix Thraves wrote:

>
> But it's unlikely, because it's going to suck more powerfully than you
> can possibly imagine.

I dunno.. I can imagine quite a lot...
Sun 28/04/02 at 16:44
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It will. Although I am looking more and more forward too it. It DOES look good from ONE of the trailers. However, Episode 1 sucked harder than most hard sucking films (no porn jokes please :-D) so Episode 2 will probably go the same way.

But I can have hope....
Sun 28/04/02 at 16:56
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the love story's gonna be pretty crap really, but the clone war will make episode 2 alot better than the first
Sun 28/04/02 at 17:04
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RastaBillySkank wrote:
"I dunno.. I can imagine quite a lot..."

*slaps Rasta's forehead*

The only thing I'll admit to, is that Natalie Portman is very, very pretty.
Sun 28/04/02 at 17:07
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Grix Thraves wrote:
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> "I dunno.. I can imagine quite a lot..."
>
> *slaps Rasta's forehead*
>
> The only thing I'll admit to, is that Natalie Portman is very, very
> pretty.

Heheheh :-D
Sun 28/04/02 at 17:12
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I think that it looks wicked. So what about the love story haven't you lot seen the new advert about all the fighting? It looks cool.
Sun 28/04/02 at 17:21
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Grix Thraves wrote:
> George Lucas has lost it.

Some would argue that he never had it... The problem with the Phantom Menace was that Lucas took it upon himself to weign in on the editing side of things as well, so the project would truly be his baby. However, the guy has no sense of how to pace a film. I'd have to agree about attack of the clones though. The plot looks ropey to say the least. And the name. It is the worst name for any blockbuster ever. It sounds like a b-movie, not the latest installment of the most successful film-series ever.
Sun 28/04/02 at 17:35
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It's got Imperial Star Destroyers, stormtrooper lookalikes, Boba Fett's dad who looks like Boba Fett, and Christopher Lee.

Natalie Portman is fit.
Samuel L Jackson is hard and will kill whiteboys with his purple weapon.
There's a big land-battle which reminds me of Hoth.
Lack of Julia Roberts.

I think this film will be good. Everyone will like it. Except Grix, who'll be at home wondering why they haven't built cinemas in the Valleys yet, and Mr Happy, who'll be fecked off because it isn't in Yugoslavian with Polish subtitles.

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