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Sat 27/04/02 at 22:38
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BIGfox: General, you called?
General: yes, BIGfox, there seems to be some trouble in the Nintendo quadrant.
BIGfox: Ah yes, the Nintendo Quadrant, it's where I reside. Best place ever if you ask me.
General: Ahem, yes, anyway. Your mission Brief, or rather, your mission IS brief. You will fly into the evil Antross's layer, and destroy him.
BIGfox: O.K General, wish me luck!

BIGfox jumps into his ship and flies out of the Great BIGfox. After three minutes, he arrives at the scene of Antross' guards destroying the place.

BIGfox: No, this is wrong. Can't you see what you are doing? Stop it now, or I will be forced to…
Antross: Forced to what? Shoot me with some lasers? Hah, I bet they aren't even painful.
BIGman: You underestimate just how BIG I am. (In personality :D) My 'lasers' as you call them are actually 'Ninty rays' which will render you helpless!
Antross: I am the sacred colour of pee, nothing can hurt me!
BIGfox: Well, does this hurt?

BIGfox fires a succession of Ninty rays at Antross, stunning him for a few seconds.

Antross: Ah! I can't move! Help!
BIGfox: I have you now! Take this!

BIGfox fires a Bomb at Antross, blowing him up.

BIGfox: yeah, it worked! The Nintendo Quadrant is safe again!
Antross's spirit: Not just yet! My spirit lives on!
Luigi: I cana taka care of thisa!

Luigi sucks Antross' spirit up with the poltergust 300.

BIGfox: hey Luigi? What are you doing in MY spoof?
Luigi: I don't know, the firsta minute I wasa in a mansiona, thena suddenly a larga box of chipsa fell from the skya and brought mea here.
Microchips: What do you mean by Large, eh?
Luigi: large? Dida I saya large? I menat saya meduma sized.
Microchips: That's better.

BIGfox: hello people! My spoof, you know, MY spoof! With me in! Yeah, I signed up for it you know!
Microchips: yeah, I made the thread, and accidentally posted it in two forums!
Luigi: Hah, youa isa fool!

BIGfox shoots him with some Ninty rays, and Luigi dies.

BIGfox: There, that shut him up! Now I can get on with my spoof.
Microchips: Err.. it's a mini spoof, you know, not long.
BIGfox: Fine then, take this!

BIG fox shoots Microchips, and he dies. Unfortunately, since he was writing the spoof, it can't go on.

BIGfox: Hey, I guess that's it. That was pretty cool!

THE END.
Sun 28/04/02 at 07:51
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Nice one...when's mine?
Sun 28/04/02 at 07:44
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"Jog on, sunshine"
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Thanks Hercules!

:)
Sat 27/04/02 at 23:12
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"Hmmm....."
Posts: 12,243
That was supposed to say
"I hope i dont kill you in my mini spoof so that you dont die..... and so it can continue"
:D

Good little story though
:)
Sat 27/04/02 at 23:09
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Posts: 12,243
Heh,

that was pretty cool, i hope i dont kill you in mine so that you dont die!

:D

Dont forget to make mine funny too please......... cant wait now!

:)
Sat 27/04/02 at 22:38
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"Jog on, sunshine"
Posts: 8,979
BIGfox: General, you called?
General: yes, BIGfox, there seems to be some trouble in the Nintendo quadrant.
BIGfox: Ah yes, the Nintendo Quadrant, it's where I reside. Best place ever if you ask me.
General: Ahem, yes, anyway. Your mission Brief, or rather, your mission IS brief. You will fly into the evil Antross's layer, and destroy him.
BIGfox: O.K General, wish me luck!

BIGfox jumps into his ship and flies out of the Great BIGfox. After three minutes, he arrives at the scene of Antross' guards destroying the place.

BIGfox: No, this is wrong. Can't you see what you are doing? Stop it now, or I will be forced to…
Antross: Forced to what? Shoot me with some lasers? Hah, I bet they aren't even painful.
BIGman: You underestimate just how BIG I am. (In personality :D) My 'lasers' as you call them are actually 'Ninty rays' which will render you helpless!
Antross: I am the sacred colour of pee, nothing can hurt me!
BIGfox: Well, does this hurt?

BIGfox fires a succession of Ninty rays at Antross, stunning him for a few seconds.

Antross: Ah! I can't move! Help!
BIGfox: I have you now! Take this!

BIGfox fires a Bomb at Antross, blowing him up.

BIGfox: yeah, it worked! The Nintendo Quadrant is safe again!
Antross's spirit: Not just yet! My spirit lives on!
Luigi: I cana taka care of thisa!

Luigi sucks Antross' spirit up with the poltergust 300.

BIGfox: hey Luigi? What are you doing in MY spoof?
Luigi: I don't know, the firsta minute I wasa in a mansiona, thena suddenly a larga box of chipsa fell from the skya and brought mea here.
Microchips: What do you mean by Large, eh?
Luigi: large? Dida I saya large? I menat saya meduma sized.
Microchips: That's better.

BIGfox: hello people! My spoof, you know, MY spoof! With me in! Yeah, I signed up for it you know!
Microchips: yeah, I made the thread, and accidentally posted it in two forums!
Luigi: Hah, youa isa fool!

BIGfox shoots him with some Ninty rays, and Luigi dies.

BIGfox: There, that shut him up! Now I can get on with my spoof.
Microchips: Err.. it's a mini spoof, you know, not long.
BIGfox: Fine then, take this!

BIG fox shoots Microchips, and he dies. Unfortunately, since he was writing the spoof, it can't go on.

BIGfox: Hey, I guess that's it. That was pretty cool!

THE END.

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