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"BIGMAN- the mini spoof!"

BIGfox: General, you called?
General: yes, BIGfox, there seems to be some trouble in the Nintendo quadrant.
BIGfox: Ah yes, the Nintendo Quadrant, it's where I reside. Best place ever if you ask me.
General: Ahem, yes, anyway. Your mission Brief, or rather, your mission IS brief. You will fly into the evil Antross's layer, and destroy him.
BIGfox: O.K General, wish me luck!

BIGfox jumps into his ship and flies out of the Great BIGfox. After three minutes, he arrives at the scene of Antross' guards destroying the place.

BIGfox: No, this is wrong. Can't you see what you are doing? Stop it now, or I will be forced to…
Antross: Forced to what? Shoot me with some lasers? Hah, I bet they aren't even painful.
BIGman: You underestimate just how BIG I am. (In personality :D) My 'lasers' as you call them are actually 'Ninty rays' which will render you helpless!
Antross: I am the sacred colour of pee, nothing can hurt me!
BIGfox: Well, does this hurt?

BIGfox fires a succession of Ninty rays at Antross, stunning him for a few seconds.

Antross: Ah! I can't move! Help!
BIGfox: I have you now! Take this!

BIGfox fires a Bomb at Antross, blowing him up.

BIGfox: yeah, it worked! The Nintendo Quadrant is safe again!
Antross's spirit: Not just yet! My spirit lives on!
Luigi: I cana taka care of thisa!

Luigi sucks Antross' spirit up with the poltergust 300.

BIGfox: hey Luigi? What are you doing in MY spoof?
Luigi: I don't know, the firsta minute I wasa in a mansiona, thena suddenly a larga box of chipsa fell from the skya and brought mea here.
Microchips: What do you mean by Large, eh?
Luigi: large? Dida I saya large? I menat saya meduma sized.
Microchips: That's better.

BIGfox: hello people! My spoof, you know, MY spoof! With me in! Yeah, I signed up for it you know!
Microchips: yeah, I made the thread, and accidentally posted it in two forums!
Luigi: Hah, youa isa fool!

BIGfox shoots him with some Ninty rays, and Luigi dies.

BIGfox: There, that shut him up! Now I can get on with my spoof.
Microchips: Err.. it's a mini spoof, you know, not long.
BIGfox: Fine then, take this!

BIG fox shoots Microchips, and he dies. Unfortunately, since he was writing the spoof, it can't go on.

BIGfox: Hey, I guess that's it. That was pretty cool!

THE END.

You.

good idea. so whos next?

Seperate, if everyone agrees that it wont clog the forum up.

nice one microchips! are they all gonna be in this post or are we all gonna have a seperate one?

I've bid for a few things on Ebay, Rainbow Six and a Transfer Pack. I've also played Banjo Kazooie and completed the Treasure Trove cove but with only 8 out of 10 jigsaw pieces (I'll go look at a guide for them). Otherwise it's going to be a pretty boring day for me!

Not much. I don't thinkk I can stay on for that long, as I have to go ut because it is my Grandads birthday, but I should be on later today. How are you today BIGMAN? What are you up to?

Hi Mircochips, what you up to then?

Thanks BIGMAN, I thought you would like it. Pringle's is due today, so look out for it tonight!

That was hilarious mate, very funny (especially the 'big in personality), i'm very prous of my mini spoof and it's even better basing it on Lylat Wars as this is one of my favourite games!


Again thanks, that was great

BIGMAN- the mini spoof! as recommened by the BIGMAN


The BIGMAN :-)

Well, I do one a day, and in order of who signed up, so I would say look out for it on Monday, as you are third in the list.

;)