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"How to make the *entire* country Patriotic."

Ok, I've figured out how we unite the entire country and solve the annoyance that is Le Pen.
Ready?

Declare war on France.
There you go.
The only country that likes them is Iraq, they test nukes in the Muaroro Atoll and England has a history of hating the French.

Declare war on them and everyone, myself included, would sign up and be standing at the entrance to the Chunnel with sticks.
Failing that, paint in big red paint across the White Cliffs of Dover
"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough"

It would unite us all, eradicate Le Pen and give England a sense of self again.

Damn Dirty French.
(except for Craw's missus)

Maybe we should build up to France. No point rushing in there. We could start with something smaller, i don't know, maybe Luxembourg. I mean, who's gonna moan about that? In fact, who's even gonna notice, if we send a plane load of people out there we'll outnumber their army 3-to-1. If that all goes well, then we could think about maybe Latvia or somewhere like that, get a bit more practice, then go for France. No point rushing in here people!

France is also an easy target, since they've hardly won a war on their own. It'll be a pushover.

How about we invade next Saturday, I'm working all week but I'm free every weekend. I'll bring the napalm shall I :D

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Never said this before about anyone, but if theres one person that
> should be assinated, Pen is definately that man. Appart from Fred
> Durst

There is someone with a higher voice than Fred Durst? Surely that's physically impossible...;D

I hope everyone here realises this is just a joke...

*returns Idiot's Guide to Nuclear War to local library*

Actually, if we declared war on France, i doubt Eric would stay in his house in France. He would probably live in his house in another country.

Declare war on France? But I might accidently bomb Eric Cantona's house.... no I can't be doing that.

The thing that what worries me about la penn is this: He's making the same promises that Hitler did (relatively, greater france etc)

Whats that!? Were at war!?


*goes to garage to retrieve nuclear weapon*

If we nuke france, england will also be contaminated.



what a small price to pay!

I am also assuming our gallant Prime Minister will lead our armies into battle? But no Asians, that might annoy Le Pen.