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Ready?
Declare war on France.
There you go.
The only country that likes them is Iraq, they test nukes in the Muaroro Atoll and England has a history of hating the French.
Declare war on them and everyone, myself included, would sign up and be standing at the entrance to the Chunnel with sticks.
Failing that, paint in big red paint across the White Cliffs of Dover
"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough"
It would unite us all, eradicate Le Pen and give England a sense of self again.
Damn Dirty French.
(except for Craw's missus)
Damn him...
*whispers*
'Launch the pretzel rocket'.
> Hey, I've got a patriotic idea!
>
> Why don't we get the whole country to go on a search for world peace,
> and kill anyone who disagrees with us?
Good idea, but I think George W Bush is already doing that.
Why don't we get the whole country to go on a search for world peace, and kill anyone who disagrees with us?
It goes without saying that we would have to napalm most of Germany and France (risk reduction), and would probably have to deliver a bag of super-size pretzels to Mr Bush to get him out of the way.
I could be in charge of the new worldwide communist government! (Although, when I say in charge, I obviously mean the 'most equal')
joke?
WAS.
A.
"JOKE"
Does anyone here know that word?
Anyone?