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I may be good on the forums, but, in real life . . .
If I lose, well, I say nothing, and try to get even...
> I think it's great playing an incompetant retard who has never played
> the game before. :-D
Lol it is great must agree, i would jsut like ot tell you something my mate broke his arm about a month and he could use controls propally and my other mate who doesnt own ps2 but he always come round to play GTA3 *sighs* any way if you have played Red faction you have to kill the most amount off people in that amount off time.
Broken are mate:50
Other mate:10
Lol!!
Even tho he aint played it before he should off beat a kid with a broken arm dont ya think?
They get really annoyed and you just watch.
"Oh hold on, let me get a gun first."
You aim at their head and as soon as they stumble over a gun by accident, you blow their brains out. :-D
When i get killed i say You f crap b, even though they won.
I may also shout out their name very loudly e.g. SIIIIMMMPPPSSSON!!!!
> When I kill somebody, I can usually never get a word in edgeways, they
> are too busy telling me how it was a fluke etc etc
I used to get that, too. I used to play against a mate every single day, which sometimes got very irritating. Every time he died, he'd say, "That's not fair!" or "You've played it more than me, you know the level better" or "Gimme a chance! Let me kill you sometimes!"
I got sooooo agravated by having to sit there and let him kill me, because it was sooooo boring, that I chucked him out of my house. I couldn't stand him any longer. He hasn't been back since!
If I'm playing a Slayer Battle on Perfect Dark and I am driving a rocket straight into someone's face, I will usually greet the person, hover a few times until they realise that I am about to kill them and the drive into their head or just detonate.
If I see a rocket is coming for me, I usually produce a faint squeal before trying to run away.
When actually playing a gun battle I always say something before I actually make the kill as well. If I creep up on more than one person I always say "Oh boooooooys...." Jaws style. Basically, everything I say is from films.
I look a bit of a retard when I die though, as I am bitching so much when I kill people that when I actually die, I am silenced! :-D
"The daddy has arrived."
"The Silent Assassin strikes again." (This means a lot to people I play Perfect Dark with, it means nothing to you :-D)
"OH I AM GOD!!"
:-D