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The Competitors
1. Microchips
2. Joe Dark
3. Liquid S
4. Tphi
5. Twain
6. BIGMAN
7. RM18
8. Pringle
9. JC
10.Ice Blaster
11.Edgy
12.Sibs
13.Cooky
14.Auf Deutsch
15.Boss Pacman
16. Dr. Duck
The Round 1 matches
April 16 Twain vs. Boss Pacman
April 17 Pringle vs. Edgy
April 18 Ice Blaster vs. Cooky
April 19 Auf Deutsch vs. Dr. Duck
April 20 JC vs. Sibs
April 21 Microchips vs. Tphi
April 22 Joe Dark vs. Liquid S
April 23 Bigman vs. RM18
Quarter Finals
April 24 Win Match 1 vs. Win Match 2
April 25 Win Match 3 vs. Win Match 4
April 26 Win Match 5 vs. Win Match 6
April 27 Win Match 7 vs. Win Match 8
Semi Finals
April 29 Win from April 24 vs. Win from April 25
April 30 Win from April 26 vs. Win from April 27
Final
May 2: The Grand Final will go from 7pm till 8pm and there will be 5 rounds being updated in 10 minute intervals, this fight will lead us to the launch of the Nintendo Gamecube!!!!!!!!!!!!! (What timing!!!)
May 2 Winner from April 29 vs. Winner from April 30
The 1st Match will be posted ASAP tonight!!!!
By: The Host, AshMan
Les' see what these two Plonkers have got To SAY!
Twain: Well, I am Twain
AshMan: Yeah, so
Twain: Well, doesn't that mean anything to you?
AshMan: Ummmmmm......Do you present the Weakest Link?
Twain: No but I like it...
Edgy: Enough of the Small talk Little Miss. Muffett!
Twain: Actually my name...
Edgy: It doesn't Matter what your name is!!!!!!!
Twain: Well my name is....
Edgy: It doesn't matter what your name is
Twain: Well, sir, I think that you are being rather...
Edgy: It doesn't matter what ypu think!!!!
Twain: Huh? You spelt you wrong!
Edgy: I dunno.......Ummm....Whats for breakfast AshMan
******At this point I myself Terminated the interview******
Ref: Lets Fight!
AshMan: Actually first off all they taunt and brag and then they...
Ref: I said...LETS FIGHT!
Twain begins the match charging at Edgy, diving through a handily placed toadstool bahind him, Twain staggers to his feet only to be knocked back down to earth by a kick to the face by Edgy!
Twain: Owwwwwww...
Twain spots a Pokeball though and grabs it. He releases it and a blast fills Marioland, Out pops......Anne Robinson!!!!!
Anne R: Who is weighing down the boat, sinking the ship, failing the exams, Its time to kick, Edgy's butt
And across the arena flew Anne Robinsoin but Edgy knocks her over, Anne Robinson pulls out some of her ginger hair and lobs it at Edgy, exploding. It looks as Edgy's gone!
Anne R: My work here is done!
Anne Robinson gets on her brromstick and flies for the hills
Twain: I Won!
I Won!
I.....
Edgy whacks Twain over the head with an Axe!
Twain: Oh GOD!
Edgy prpares for the finish
Edgy: Astalavista...Baby!
And with that he blows Twain into Orbit with the EDGE (Y) of his axe!
Ref: EDGY WINS!
AshMan: Join me tommorow for the next Match!
TWAIN vs. Boss Pacman
Pringle vs. EDGY
Ice Blaster vs. COOKY
Auf Deutsch vs. DR. DUCK
Jc vs. SIBS
MICROCHIPS vs. Tphi
JOE DARK vs. Liquid S
BIGMAN vs. rm18
Quarter Finals
Twain Vs. Edgy
Cooky Vs. Dr Duck
Sibs Vs. Microchips
Joe Dark Vs. Bigman
Can someone please sum up the matches, who won and who lost so far in a post please, I want to put a table up on the net that we can look at.
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Bigman: Can I be Brazil?
Joe Dark: No! Let the battle commence!
RM18 is still showing off his physique when Bigman comes up behind him and pulls down his pants, RM’s face goes bright red
RM: what was that for?
Joe Dark: The match has started
RM: OK then
Rm picks up his pants and starts dancing with them, with a quick flick to the face Bigman is down on the floor, RM carries on his dance standing over Bigman, Bigman kicks him in the balls and quickly get to his feet, he picks up the Light Saber that just fell from the sky. Bigman starts swing it around when the Star Wars music comes on
Bigman: Zhoooom, Zhooooom!
RM: You don’t have to make the sound effects
While Bigman is still making noises RM grabs it from his hands and beats him all over the place with it when out of nowhere a Pokeball comes out of Bigman’s hands, it’s a Voltorb, RM promptly got out of the way leaving the Pokemon to blow up Bigman. RM walks over to the side of the arena then starts flashing his body to the crowd.
Two minutes later he still there, Bigman finally stands up and finds a CD on the floor, it’s a Britney Spears one still there from when MICROCHIPS VS. TPHI were fighting
Bigman: From all my years of practice with a Frisbee I should be able to do this
He throws the CD aiming for RM’s neck but it just misses slightly, the CD is like a boomerang, it’s coming back, it then slices off RM’s head, which then falls into the crowd. RM climbs into the Pikachu sponsored family stand and picks up his head
RM: I’ll have that thankyou
He then screws it back out. Back on top of the tower they bother square up to each other.
Joe Dark: Two minutes left!
Quickly they both start fist fighting each other, RM with four quick left jabs to the face, Bigman replies with a big boot to the face, RM takes none of this he starts using Kung Fu Karate stuff, he goes to kick Bigman in the stomach when Bigman catches his foot, RM spins around and kicks Bigman on the back of his head with his other foot, Bigman falls to the floor once again.
RM: Now’s my chance
RM pulls out a massive gun from his back pocket (how?)
RM: This is the project that I’ve been working on for years; it’s called the RM18!
RM poises his hand over the trigger pointing the gun at Bigman laid on the floor rubbing his head
RM: this is the end Bigman
Bigman: The end of what?
KABOOOOM! Bigman goes flying out of the area
Joe Dark: well it looks like our winners RM18!
RM walks around the tower top looking smug, when the Pokemon door opens
CHARIZARD!!!
Charizard fires out tonnes of flames sending bits of RM everywhere. The smoke clears there is a hand over the top of the tower, the hand then pulls himself up.
Joe Dark: It’s Bigman everybody
Bigman: I’ve been waiting there for ages, waiting for a something like that to happen.
Joe Dark: BIGMAN is the winner
Coloured paper and streamers start falling from the sky as BIGMAN dances around the arena.
Joe Dark: this just shows anything can happen in GAD Smash Bros. The Next match up is the first Quarter final between Twain and Edgy.