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Im bored, entertain me....
Only funny people are allowed in here by the way.... (Go away Semejal)
Only funny people are allowed in here by the way.... (Go away Semejal)
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The lucky man joke.
A man was walking down the road, when he saw a magic lamp. He rubbed it, and a genie came out. The Genie said, "You can have one wish." The man said, "I wish to be lucky" and it was granted. The next day, the man was walking to a bar, when he found a tenner on the floor. He thougfht to himself, "You lucky man!" He proceede down the road, when he came across a dodge viper with the keys in the ignition. He thought again, "You lucky, lucky man."
After his previous luck, he walked into the bar. He met a nice indian woman, and they went home together to bed. He woke up in the morning, and scratched the red spot off of her forehead. "Core blimey, i've won £10,000!!!" he said.
A man was walking down the road, when he saw a magic lamp. He rubbed it, and a genie came out. The Genie said, "You can have one wish." The man said, "I wish to be lucky" and it was granted. The next day, the man was walking to a bar, when he found a tenner on the floor. He thougfht to himself, "You lucky man!" He proceede down the road, when he came across a dodge viper with the keys in the ignition. He thought again, "You lucky, lucky man."
After his previous luck, he walked into the bar. He met a nice indian woman, and they went home together to bed. He woke up in the morning, and scratched the red spot off of her forehead. "Core blimey, i've won £10,000!!!" he said.
Monkeys eat thier own crap, drink thier own pee, eat nits, run round with thier hands under thier armpits saying "oo oo oo" and eat bananas.
Now, how can you not think that is funny ?
Go watch one of those because you will get more entertainment from them.
I once saw a monkey in a space suit. It was very funny.
heheheh
:D
Now, how can you not think that is funny ?
Go watch one of those because you will get more entertainment from them.
I once saw a monkey in a space suit. It was very funny.
heheheh
:D
heres a joke
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the front of his car smashed in. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
and another
An elderly gentleman was completely deaf much of his life, but eventually technology meant that his doctor was able to operate and restore his hearing almost 100%.
During a checkup the doctor said, "Your hearing is near perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet, but I have changed my will three times!"
KR
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the front of his car smashed in. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
and another
An elderly gentleman was completely deaf much of his life, but eventually technology meant that his doctor was able to operate and restore his hearing almost 100%.
During a checkup the doctor said, "Your hearing is near perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet, but I have changed my will three times!"
KR
Im bored, entertain me....
Only funny people are allowed in here by the way.... (Go away Semejal)
Only funny people are allowed in here by the way.... (Go away Semejal)
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