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Only funny people are allowed in here by the way.... (Go away Semejal)
A woman goes to the grocery store and carefully selects a pound of bacon, a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread, and a carton of eggs, then gets in line at the checkout counter.
As she takes the items from her cart and loads them on the conveyor, she notices the man behind her is watching her.
As she puts the last item on the belt, the man says to her " I bet you're single"
She says "That's amazing, I am single, how did you know that?"
He replies "Because you are f*cking ugly"
LOL :D
"LALALA...money"
Easy to do and people always give you something :D
Just to shut up or get away or just cuz they like it...dunno...but I earned 4p in 1 week! go figure how much that will be in 1 year! or a decade!
...damn...gotta find a descent job...*sigh*
I may well die of laughter.
The queen mother was in heaven and she saw princess diane with a big hallo around her head, the queen mum walks over to her and asks "Where did you get a hallo that big?" and diane replies "Shut up, thats a steering wheel!"
HeHeHe, it was really funny when i heard it anyway
> What's l337, is this more of Internet speak that makes no sense?
>
Its nerd code for "I too will die a virgin"
-M-